Big Leather Couch

I know I said Bucky was going home last night, but as the day wore on the more I felt it was time to send Ace packing. He can not be long for this competition.
Let me say, Bucky is a class act and handled the elimination with class and dignity. Watch the shelves in your local music stores... you will see a Bucky Covington CD out there before long.

Still trying to figure out why Simon was not even semi-constructive to Taylor... Well other then the fact he wants another someone to win...

So, going to this year's Kentucky Derby? If so, bring some extra cash... A new version of the Mint Julep will be sold... Now get this... It is concocted from the state's finest bourbons, mint from Morocco, ice from the Arctic Circle and sugar from the South Pacific... All served up in a gold-plated cup with a silver straw... Hey Bar-Keep... get me 5 of those! Well, I could get 5 if I had $5,000.00... yes kiddies a Grand for a drink... yikes!

Italian porn star and former Parliment member Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama bin Laden stating "He can have me in exchange for the end to his tyranny. My breasts have only helped people, while bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims." No official word yet, but my sources tell me that bin ole boy is hiking down the mountains of Pakistan as we speak...

So the attorneys for the Duke lacrosse players say that the DNA tests have come back and that no DNA material from any of the players was found...
The DA told an audience at North Carolina Central University (where the young lady was enrolled) that even without DNA evidence, he was going to continue to prosecute...

A sign that the world will continue to revolve around the sun... Paris Hilton, has bashed reports that she was to play Mother Teresa in a movie. (wiping brow... the pressure of seeing that was too much for me) "I love Mother Teresa, but I don't think we look alike" See kids.... This is why I always argue when people call her dumb... She is smart enough to see that there are no similarities between Mother Teresa and herself! DOH!

Little plug for one of my favorite time killing sites... The San Antonio News-Express site called FAVORITE OFFICE TIME WASTERS. There you will find links to some of the coolest sites on the internet. Hey... would you rather be working or surfing the web checking out cool things? Look for the link to the video of Chris Bliss juggling. It is amazing. (note... lower the volume on your computer so you do not get yelled at by office mates, but keep it so you can hear it).

Has Barry Bonds retired yet? No? Too bad.

Keep that spark of insanity kids...it helps keep you an individual.

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