Note: Look for a special Veteran's Day post tomorrow...
"TRAILER TRASHED"
"FALLING STAR"
"LOOK OUT BELOW"
"REPORTER EN AMOUR"
THE COUCH has been a bit too serious this week, and feels that since it is Friday, it is time to take a little trip down “Can You Believe This S**t Lane…”
"TRAILER TRASHED" 
No one ever admits it, but people always look when they see a wreck on the highway. Everyone is going to be watching this train-wreck that is the Brittany/Kevin split.
Hey white-boy, if you are a pimp, THE COUCH is the King of Siam!
And the judge looks over and says, “Mr. K-Schmuck, no matter what those photos show, you are gutter trash...leave my court room.”
On a final note, after hearing of K-Putz comments from the stage Ms. Spears was quoted as saying, “If my dear sweet Kevin sleeps with another woman, I will scratch her eyes out..he is mine..all mine.”
"FALLING STAR"
Seems Danny-boy “borrowed” the car from a friend without the friend’s permission.
Brother Alec was quoted as saying, “Sheesh, I am the better looking one, the more talented one and have had the better women, why can’t I get my name in the news like my loser brothers.”
Nah.. not really!
"LOOK OUT BELOW"
The paparazzi were taking pictures of the cast and because of this “Richards got into an altercation” with the intruders and threw their laptops off a balcony.
OK, first off, wouldn’t you throw their cameras off the balcony???
Why???…well, like in this case, you can hit someone!
Sitting in the lobby below were two “elderly women.” They were hit by the flying laptops.
Paramedics were called, but it appeared the two “were not seriously injured.”
Well that will change as soon as they find out the falling items were tossed by a big star. Well, she might not be a BIG star…
Charlie Sheen was quoted as saying “This is one of Denise’s biggest problems, she is just not technologically savvy.”
"REPORTER EN AMOUR"
Sad news about Ed Bradley.
Out of all of the "60-Minutes" reporters, he was the one I always felt did more then ask the fluff-questions (ya hear THE COUCH Morley and Mike???). Plus we always thought he looked so cool with that earring!
The man hit hard when he had to, and always carried himself with class and dignity.
THE COUCH sends condolences to his family and friends.
THE COUCH was written and I was just waiting to post it later when I began doing my evening trip through my friends Blogs.I got to Peanuts Blog and found something I need to share.
Peanut is a teenager who makes you realize there is hope for our youth. Please visit her site when you have a chance.
Through Peanut, I found out about "Light A Candle For The Innocent Victims Of Online Child Pornography"
Visit this important site HERE.
This information will remain on THE COUCH going forward...
Enjoy your weekend...
St. J - P.B.U.A.Q.B.
Thanks for sitting on THE COUCH, hope you enjoyed your stay.
Light A Candle For The Innocent Victims Of Online Child Pornography HERE
FIND AN OPPORTUNITY TO PAY IT FORWARD!
FIND AN OPPORTUNITY TO PAY IT FORWARD!
Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.
SONG TITLE INDEX: (source- www.bmi.com)
TRAILER TRASHED: Composer: John V. Ottman
FALLING STAR: Composers: Bill Post & Doree Post
LOOK OUT BELOW: Composers: Kostas, Melba Montgomery & Billy Wayne Yates
REPORTER EN AMOUR: Composer: Andre Jean Asse
Dear Couch, You have kept me occupied for quite a while this morning when I could have been using my last day off to paint my hallway with it's fifth coat of white.... The links you have put on this blog have taken me to entries I would never have found by myself - thank you! TC x
Ahhhh, celebrity stupidity. A good way to start a Friday.
My thoughts on Ed Bradley - he never made himself part of the story, or more than the story. He reported the story.
TOP: Welcome to THE COUCH thanks for sitting..sorry we interupted your painting - hope you found things you liked!
TRAVIS: Exactamundo dude
Great thoughts on Ed Bradley--a true 'journalist'.
Thanks for summing up the other crap so I can pay even LESS attention to it LOL.
Yes! Friday!!
TURN: That is our mission here at THE COUCH CENTRAL...sum up the crap, so our friends can live their lives!
Ed Bradley - yes a true journalist. One that I will truly miss. Hey, did you know that Liza Minnelli was the one who talked him into getting his ear pierced... before piercing was cool? ;-)
LOL at the kfed/brit stuff! Actually, I'm laughing at it all.
Except Ed Bradley--a great man, a great journalist, an enourmous loss. There is now a true void in the CBS news team.
Have a great weekend~
Thanks for stopping by my blog. Yours is terrfic. So you DJd. A lot of fun. Great post.
Bud
Guess what name reminds me of dogfood? (hint - add one number and one vowel, and you get K9-Feed)
I've ranted about irresponsible celebrity stunts before, but this week seems to be overrun with them. What will it take to convince us to yank these morons off their self-imposed pedestals?
As a Canadian, I was not as familiar with Ed Bradley as you, but I was aware that the man was widely admired for his integrity and conscience.
Memorial Day?
DIXIE: I did not know that about Lize suggesting the earring
PEG: Glad THE COUCH brought a smile...enjoy yours also
BUD: Yes for many years I DJ'ed...miss it too..
COCO: OOO I like the K9-Feed...LOL
BUD: OOPS ..yeah I meant Veteran's Day and no one else picked up on it! Fixed!
BUSY: My point exactly.
Hi Bond!
Another stay on THE COUCH I enjoyed a lot! I lit up my candle... it´s #1,092,755 :)
My 1st "Thoughtful Friday" is about A Million Candles. Thanks for inspiration.
Enjoy your weekend!
I lit a candle Bond baby - thank you for the link and the laughs.
K-Fed - lmao...have nothing to say on that boy. Not worth my breath.
Wonderful day on the Couch...
SANNI: Wonderful and a wonderful post today
ANGELL: My pleasure darlin'...glad you enjoyed your time on THE COUCH today
I have put a link to your blog. Us fifty-somethings gotta stick together...
From the mind of Meribah:
I never did think much of the Britney/Kevin pairing, so I'm not surprised at their impending split. However, I have to laugh at the thought of Kevin thinking he can get custody of the kids! I wouldn't trust him to take care of my pet rock (if I had a pet rock, which I don't)! LOL
Hi Bond....Man oh Man, do I enjoy sitting on your couch! I am so sorry it has taken me so long to try and get caught up on your blog.
I promise when life calms down at my end, I will be back to read much more..
Hmm the couch is more informative than my local daily newspaper!
And more comfy too!
**leans back legs crossed Indian style***
Hugs!!
Should be "interesting" to see the whole Brit-K-Fed thing played out...poor kids.
Ed Bradley, and now Jack Palance. RIP.........