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Feeling better today, but still have this weird inkling in the back of my brain from that unremembered dream…very strange…

So, now comes a cab driver that is ready to testify that he picked up one of the two indicted Duke Lacrosse players a half hour or so before the attack is to of occurred. At the same time, the other dancer is not changing her story. It appears that maybe many jumped to judgment too fast on this one. If they find the attack never happened, the young woman needs to be jailed for false police report. If the attack did happen, those responsible must be jailed for their actions. I just want the truth to come out is all…


Ah, Florida…sunshine, Disney, oceans, sand, oranges and free breast exams???
It seems that a Coconut Grove senior was going door-to-door carrying a black bag, claiming to be a doctor and offering free breast exams. Police arrested Philip Winikoff and booked him with sexually assaulting two =women who accepted his offer and let him into their homes. One of the women became suspicious after she was asked to remove all her clothes and Winikoff began the exam without donning rubber gloves. Well...can you blame this guy... his real job is driving a shuttle bus for an auto dealer. I guess after being the driver he wanted to drive her…


So, Tom and Katie have their new addition home and now Tom can begin his promotional tour for his new movie MI:III. Beautiful baby girl named Suri, which means princess in Hebrew and rose in Persian or Farsi according to Cruise’s publicist…ummmmmmmmmmmmm…OOPS! Professor Hooshang Amirahmadi, director of the Center for Middle Eastern Studies at Rutgers University begs to differ with the Cruise/Holmes and their publicist. “In Farsi, it means red, like a fiery color but there is no such thing as ‘Suri’ that means ‘red rose’." He added the word could also mean “a party or celebration.”
Avshalom Kor, an expert on the intricacies of the Hebrew language, told Israel’s Army Radio there is a tenuous connection. Kor said ‘Suri’ is a nickname for Sarah as pronounced by Jews from Central Europe. In ancient Hebrew, Sarah is the feminine form of the word for lord.
In India, ‘Suri’ is more likely to be a boy’s name then a girl’s name. It comes from the Sanskrit word for “sun” and is an epithet for the Hindu god Krishna.
But Tom said it means rose or princess… and man, you can’t argue with him…I mean, look, he almost shut down “South Park” and chef left the show and the Scientologists know more than anyone and …what? What? … oh sorry…tell Mr. Cruise I will stop now…


Well, we all know that our relationship with China has been rocky at best and there are many things we need to work on before we can truly begin a relationship with this country. Leave it to the Bush White House to make things more difficult…When Chinese President Hu Jintao visited the White House last week; the announcer said, “ Ladies and gentlemen, the national anthem of the Republic of China, followed by the national anthem of the United States of America.” OK, well that is great except, Hu is from “the People’s Republic of China.” The Republic of China??? Oh, that is the formal name of that tiny little country called Taiwan. Only in Bush’s America kiddies….


Well tonight the final 6 take on the “Great American Love Songs” on American Idol. The word on song spoilers has been almost non-existent this week. Can’t even begin to imagine what the list of songs, given to the contestants to choose from, looked like. Mini-rumors have Taylor Hicks either going with “You Are So Beautiful”, the Joe Cocker hit, or with the Ray Charles standard “Georgia On My Mind.” Georgia would be a knockout slam-dunk for Taylor who sings this with his group. The only unfortunate part would be that he only gets to sing a shortened version and not his tremendous complete version.

We’ll be back with our entire review tomorrow… stay tuned kiddies…

Has Barry Bonds retired yet? No? Too bad. AVG. .222 HR 1 RBI 2 SB 0

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