So, three people said I was too happy yesterday and I was messing up their Grinch vibes...
And then work was a crazy mixed up day as I get all my work together for 2009 mailings...and the THE DENTIST!!!! And of course, those of you who have sat on The Couch for a while know about me and THE DENTIST!!!
So, I never got to make blog rounds and visit y'all...
So, MATT-MAN from Bagwine Ruminations and JAY from Cynical B**tard and BUD from WTIT Tape Radio you asked for it...you got it!
This is for the three of you today...this Friday, December 5th, 2008...
Yeah yeah...all three of you are probably on a first name basis with those people..well..the heck-a-doodle to you...I am going to be joyful and nothing...DID YOU HEAR ME ...nothing any of you three can do can stop me.
Matt-Man...you go out filming some more decorations in Bagwine...and in the meantime I did notice you using a homeless person as a tripod for your camera...
Jay...you go buy that bullet-proof vest and come into Memphis...whats-a-matter is the big bad city too scary for you??? What if I promise to hold your hand when we cross the street?
And you, Mr. Rhode Island pansy...Did you know that tapes disintegrate over time and before you know it the only thing left of your comedy tapes will be a pile of brown string with no value what-so-ever? Yeah...I'm talking to you!
The three of you can sit around and be pouty and turn into decrepit old men wishing you remembered what a smile was for all I care...
And all I really have to say is....
Matt-Man...you go out filming some more decorations in Bagwine...and in the meantime I did notice you using a homeless person as a tripod for your camera...
Jay...you go buy that bullet-proof vest and come into Memphis...whats-a-matter is the big bad city too scary for you??? What if I promise to hold your hand when we cross the street?
And you, Mr. Rhode Island pansy...Did you know that tapes disintegrate over time and before you know it the only thing left of your comedy tapes will be a pile of brown string with no value what-so-ever? Yeah...I'm talking to you!
The three of you can sit around and be pouty and turn into decrepit old men wishing you remembered what a smile was for all I care...
And all I really have to say is....
Sorry...I tried to be mean and rotten, but I just can't....so in closing let me tell all three of you that I have nothing but this for all three of you...

















