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It is a special day for a special guy...
We first met this guy about a year and a half ago (maybe longer, time flies when you are having fun) and began reading his blog, interestingly enough, while he was on vacation and one of his friends was posting a "Best Of" for him ...
Since then he has fallen completely in love with us...He tries to hide it, but we know he does love as...yup we do..and we love him in a manly sort of way...
So...we have decided to throw him a party...now don't tell him, it will be a surprise party and all y'all are invited...
We have set it up with a caterer and will have all of his favorites...
That's right folks...so, come on in before he gets here...
over on the left is the bar and we are serving
SPAM MARTINIS
over on the left is the bar and we are serving
SPAM MARTINIS
On the right is the food...there you will find
SUCCULENT RIBS AND LOOSE-MEAT SANDWICHES
(yes, for you health conscience folks, there is some salad)
and how can you throw a party for this fine man without
A DONATOS SERIOUS MEAT PIZZA & WINGS
Now, ladies, do not be offended, but for his birthday, we decided to hire a dancer
who might get a bit wild...but we just know that he will want to take her home...
MS. CHICKY BOOM-BOOM
And, of course, at the end of the evening, we will have
a Birthday Cake...the guest list is so big, we ordered two
and we know his favorite flavor so, we ordered
MEAT CAKES!!!!
(pssst look close - these have meat fillings)
SUCCULENT RIBS AND LOOSE-MEAT SANDWICHES
(yes, for you health conscience folks, there is some salad)
and how can you throw a party for this fine man without
A DONATOS SERIOUS MEAT PIZZA & WINGS
Now, ladies, do not be offended, but for his birthday, we decided to hire a dancer
who might get a bit wild...but we just know that he will want to take her home...
MS. CHICKY BOOM-BOOM
And, of course, at the end of the evening, we will have
a Birthday Cake...the guest list is so big, we ordered two
and we know his favorite flavor so, we ordered
MEAT CAKES!!!!
(pssst look close - these have meat fillings)
The party was going to be expensive, so we even got two sponsors
Make sure you head over to
BAG-WINE RUMINATIONS
and wish our most excellent friend
MATT-MAN
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
BAG-WINE RUMINATIONS
and wish our most excellent friend
MATT-MAN
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
We even brought back a famous movie star to sing to him and since she is dead and can see the future, she has decided to let us see that his wish WILL COME TRUE!
*laughing*
You are one torturous guy, you know that?
*walking away, laughing*
We love you, Matt-Man!!!! Happy Birthday!!!
Hahahahaha Happy Birthday to Matt!
And don't forget the spam. It's the reason his brain is so...so....well, you know.
I love the dancer. She's really cute. He'll love her!
Happy Birthday Matt!
Oh my Gawd, Vinny you are such a meat tease! Spam martinis...love it!
We loves ya Matty!
A most appropriate birthday video, Bond! A perfect tribute to our favorite crazy guy. He just might have to break his meatless vow for once.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTY!!! Very nice Bondbaby--wanna go in on the Send Schmoop Serious Meat drive? *giggling*
And I forgot to say that
I know EXACTLY how to make a 'beer butt chicken' have boobies *giggling*
AND
even the THOUGHT of Spamtinis is making me gag----just sayin'
You are too kind Vinny. You invite everyone over for my Birthday...Serve drinks.
You talk about our manly kind of love for one another, and yet you still manage to stick a knife thorugh my heart by serving meat which you know I cannot eat for another 45 days. Brilliant!!
Well, since I can't eat anything, pass me a case of Rose and let's get this party started.
Thanks alot Vinny, and of course...Cheers!!
SONGBIRD: It is my way to honor him, what could you mean by torturous? =]
108/KYRA: Go ahead rub yourself against him as a present
ROGER: DON'T you rub against him ...ok?
MIMI: We covered the spam with the Spam Martini - hehehehe
STARRLIGHT: That's my lot in life...everyone has a goal...mine is to be a meat tease...would you like an olive in your Spam Martini?
TRAVIS: TY SIR.
LIZZA: TY...if he wants he can have the meat
TURNBABY: Why does it not surprise me that you know how to make the boobies?
MEAT-MAN: Oh gee...I forgot about your Lenten vow of going meatless...how could that have happened? Oh my...I am so bad...what? No Spam Martini?
Spam is not really meat you know...it is a tofu-like substance
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE...
What a great job! Nice party!
Will you supply designated bloggers for those of us who partake too much??
I came for the party and the meat!
Thanks! Hope MeatMan can at least have some cake.
Nice Party!!! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT-MAN!
Peace
i'll just have cake if you don't mind. i think i will pass on the spamtinis! (gag, ha ha ha)
happy birthday matt!
smiles, bee
With the possible exception of the spam martinis, that looks like quite a spread for a party.
Bwahahaahaha!
Not just breasts but nipples too! I love it!
METALMOM: TY and yes, there are blog-taxis standing by...
ODAT: The cakes are filled with MEAT
BEE: You do know the cakes are made with MEAT, right?
WA: Go on dude...be brave...
Fah-bulous Party Vinny babe. Do you think I'm dressed right? Didn't want to forget the heels since I'm so much shorter than everyone else....
Love the menu- the more meat the better!! But poor Matt - not being able to eat it until after Lent (this is why I gave up listening to my mother - works every year). Oh well, more of that for us, and more Irish Rose for him!!
CHEERS - oh and you DO have cabs on hand right? Wouldn't want anyone to drive home loaded...
Happy birthday Matt-man!
May you be half an hour in heaven before the Devil knows you're dead! (a LONG time from now)
Happy Birthday Matt-Mann! Great party dear.
Vinny, how nice of you to celebrate Matt-man's B-day on your blog!! But I thought Matt-man was giving up meat for Lent! Ha! I'm going over there right now!
And yes Netflix has run out of films I want to see...:(
wow! That much meat would be some kind of party...........
Happy birthday MattMan. I understand so much more now I know what bagwine and Irish Rose are!!
Vinny, forgot to say I'm glad you're safe (got it from Desert Songbird) after the terrible weather down South! :)
Damn, like I said Im coming to one of your parties. My mouth is watering lol.
Bond that Chicken cracked my kid up so much she laughed until the cough fit got her. I quote, "Oh my God...are those nipples?!?!?"
Nice tribute to the king of corn and hopefully the next leader of our country!
Oh, even the cake and the martinis are filled with meat... I ♥ thsi party. Gimme more meat... Meat... it´s all about meat, man... I mean... Matt-Man.
Okay, chicken breast will never look the same again... but hey, who cares?!
Perfect party =)
Happy Birthday, Matty!