Big Leather Couch

So, this morning we will be at the hospital having electronic waves shot through our body so they can see my insides...pictures will be available at the end of the tour...please stay within the ropes and do not touch the furniture or artwork on the walls...
Dr. Blogstein wanted me to remind those of you who missed the show this week, that if we can capture a kidney stone we will be auctioning it off on his show in a huge prize package that will also include Michael Jackson's original nose, Vincent Van Gogh's ear, George Washington's wooden teeth and 29 little lovlies.... bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

“I remember once Mick and I were having a meeting with ‘him’. He sat at his desk with his walking cane, balancing it on the top of his desk. Mick and I are trying to have a serious conversation with him, but I looked at him and realized “Forget it, we are getting no where with him today, baby.”
KEITH RICHARDS
“He could have been my grandfather, but he partied like my best friend. In Detroit he’d be in my house with all my boys-we’d be rapping on the microphone, and he’d be tapping his feet. You could see it in his eyes that he loved it.”
KID ROCK
"When I left, he said, “It’s always sad to have to part ways. But you can call me if you need anything. I’ll give you advice. And if you ever want to come back, give me a call.”
NEIL YOUNG
“He invited me to have lunch in his office. I though it was very chic. We had a classy arrangement with a dining table and a server. I had never seen that level of class in an office before…He was the authority figure – classy and urbane. But he had a wonderful sense of humor that cut through all of that, and that’s what I liked about him.”
ARETHA FRANKLIN
“With ‘him,’ you weren’t dealing with some hood or lawyer or shyster, which is quite often what you get in the record business. You were talking on level terms with ‘him’.
KEITH RICHARDS

“When ‘he’ and I finally agreed on the deal, he was so drunk he fell over backward on his chair. That was the deal clincher.”
MICK JAGGER

“’He’ was an elemental force. He had the skill to be a great diplomat, but not the temperament – he was much too spontaneous….Even when he was driving you mad, you really could not be angry at ‘him’. There wasn’t a malicious bone in his body.”
HENRY KISSINGER

“No one told stories like ‘him’. He’d rake everyone over the coals…in the most hysterical way to where tears would be coming out of our eyes. He was so polished, so elegant, but he could be so down and dirty.”
CHER

“He was traveling with Swifty Lazur (the legendary agent) through the Far East, and in Bangkok they wanted to go to one of those places they give massages…where there must have been forty or fifty girls sitting on bleachers, each wearing a number. Swifty, who ‘he’ called Mr. Magoo because he couldn’t see well, says “I want to have that girl and that girl and that girl” and points to three. Of course he couldn’t see the numbers. So ‘he’ went to the attendant and picked the three fattest, ugliest, oldest girls. As the girls followed Swifty ‘he’ told the girls, “He likes his massage very, very hard, and if he screams, that means he’s enjoying it.”
OSCAR de la RENTA

“Over the years, we became close friends. On more than one occasion, he referred to me as “the son he never had” – something I will cherish forever”
PHIL COLLINS

“CSN’s original contract was for six albums, one a year. But we didn’t give them six albums until the Eighties. He could have forced us to put product out or sued our asses. Instead, he said “Every record they make is fabulous. If they keep doing that, leave them alone.” He kept the wolves off our backs, no doubt about it.”
GRAHAM NASH

All of these people were talking about one man. He was born in July 31st, 1923.

At two, his father was named minister to Switzerland from Turkey. Then his family moved to France, where his father was ambassador. From there his father was named ambassador to the Court of St. James.

In 1932 his older brother took him to the London Palladium to see Cab Calloway and Duke Ellington. He said of this experience, “I never heard anything as glorious as those beautiful musicians wearing white tails playing those incredibly gleaming horns.”

Two years later the family moved to the USA when his father was named ambassador to the US.

Our subject spent many nights at the Howard, the first theater built for black entertainers and audiences. There he saw Duke, Ella, Count Basie, Billie, Louis and Lionel and he fell in love with the sounds, but also became empathetic to the victims of senseless discrimination.

At fourteen his mother bought him a toy record-cutting machine and he began cutting his first records.

The brothers opened the doors of the Turkish Embassy on Sunday’s to visiting jazz musicians, where jam sessions would take place. When senators came to their dad and complained that his sons were letting “people of color” in the front door and that “in our country, this is not a practice to be encouraged.” His father replied, “In my home, friends enter by the front door – however, we can arrange for you to enter in the back.”

In 1947 our subject convinced a family friend to loan him $10,000.00 and he opened his own record company in NYC.

His first major signing was Ruth Brown. Miss Brown was lying in a hospital after being hit by a car. Two broken legs. The record company paid all the bills that insurance did not cover and our subject pushed her to write while she recovered.

He pushed her to turn from covering mainstream music and to perform funkier, more down-home music. In 1950, she had her first #1 hit.

He began writing music for the artists on his label. Finding the right sound for each.



In 1952 he signed the artist that put his company on the map, Ray Charles. He also saw a change in the audience for records and began finding artists to fill that need.

He made Bobby Darin a star. He walked in high society and with jazz stars, and R&B stars…and with each group, he fit in like a glove.


In 1962, they signed Otis Redding and had hit after hit with this incredible talent. Also during this era, they had hits by Carla Simon, Solomon Burke, the Mar-Keys, Wilson Pickett, Sam and Dave, Percy Sledge and Joe Tex.

Other artists this incredible man nurtured include, Sonny and Cher and the Buffalo Springfield.

When his two partners convinced him to sell their company to a mega-conglomerate, they split $17.5 million. A paltry amount considering it’s worth today, but our subject insisted on being part of the organization and continued to run it through the 70’s, 80’s 90’s and into the new century.


He signed the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Cream, Kid Rock, Phil Collins, Tori Amos and many many others.

In 1983, along with Jann Wenner of Rolling Stone and four other men he began the planning for the ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME.

All agree it was his vision. He insisted that I.M. Pei be the architect.

He was inducted in 1987.

In November of 2006 he went to the Beacon Theatre in NYC to see a Rolling Stones concert. While backstage he fell and six weeks later, on December 14th, the world lost this genius.

Atlantic Records is the company he started. The world of music is what he helped to bring to each and every one of us.

It is two months later, but THE COUCH wanted to bring the condensed story of this man to you, our guests.

Please go and read everything you can about our subject.


All you need to do is Google --- AHMET ERTEGUN.


Thank you Mr. Ertegun…my life would have been lesser if you did not have a love for the music.