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Put Me In Coach...again...

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Friday, August 10, 2007 28 Of Your Sparks


Today, we would like to tell you a story about a young man who has had more success and failure in his short 28 years then most people go through in their lifetime.

Born in 1979, he showed early on his skills as a baseball player in his hometown of Ft. Pierce, Florida.
By the time he was in high school, word was out that this young man was the real deal.

He attended Port St. Lucie High School and went 11-1 with a 0.47 ERA during his senior season, striking out 162 batters in 74.0 innings pitched, and was named the High School Player of the Year by USA Today in 1997, and was also named 1st team High School All-American pitcher.

We are talking stud material here folks. Scouts came from all over to watch this young man pitch in his high school games.



When he graduated high school he signed the fifth highest contract ever given to an amateur player, $2.5-million.

In 1998 he was Carolina League All-Star starting pitcher, Baseball America 1st team Minor League All-Star starting pitcher and voted the best pitching prospect in both the Carolina and Midwest leagues, and was named Minor League Player of the Year in the baseball organization for whom he played.

Everything, and we mean everything was going his way. And it was not stopping...

In 1999, he was named the Minor League Player of the Year by both USA Today and Baseball America. He was also Texas League All-Star pitcher, Double-A All-Star starting pitcher, Baseball America 1st team Minor League All-Star starting pitcher and for the second year in a row, was named the Minor League Player of the year for his baseball organization.

Some scouts considered him to be one of the best left-handed pitching prospects ever! Think about it, for those of you who we have not put to sleep already. The BEST prospect EVER...that is an incredible mantle to have hung on you.



In 2000, he became a major leaguer at the age of 20, the second youngest player in all of the major leagues that year.

Did the pressure of pitching against major leaguers affect his ride to history? Not in the least...He posted an 11-7 record and was 9th in the National league with a 3.50 ERA and 7th in the National League with 194 strike-outs in 30 games.

The most impressive of his stats showed his dominance over hitters - he struck out batters at a rate of 9.98 strikeouts per nine innings (second in the National League only to Randy Johnson), and allowed only 7.05 hits per nine innings (second only to Chan Ho Park). He came in second in the NL Rookie of the Year voting.

Man...the Hall of Fame was already calling out to this remarkable young man. His fastball was consistently clocked between 94-97 MPH and he possessed an unhittable 12-6 curve ball (so called because it started at the 12 o'clock position and as it comes to the plate it 'drops off the table' to end up at 6 o'clock...

That year his team was in the NL Central Division Championship series. His manager wanted to protect his young phenom and had another pitcher on the team go to the media interviews as if he would be starting game one of the series. His manager had other ideas, however, and our subject was slated to be the starting pitcher in the first game of the series.



In the top of the first inning, he walked two batters as well as allowing a single, but escaped without giving up any runs.

In the bottom of the inning, his team staked him to a 6-run lead. In the second inning he stuck out the first batter, gave up a double and then got out of the inning without a run scoring.

Things were looking good again. His stuff seemed to be coming together after rookie jitters.

Then, his world changed forever...in front of a national TV audience...we remember watching this game and as the third inning progressed we began to feel ill...totally stunned by what we - and the rest of the country were witnessing...



Those who were watching saw the following:
A walked;
A foul pop for out 1;
A wild pitch - runner to second base;
Another wild pitch - runner to third base;
A walk - runners on first and third;
Another wild pitch - runners on second and third;
A strike-out - two outs;
Another walk with ball 4 a wild pitch - runner on third scored, runner on second to third; 6-1
A single - one run scores, runners on first and second; 6-2;
Another wild pitch - runners now on second and third;
Another walk - bases loaded;
A single - two runs score, runners on first and second base; 6-4



At this point our subject was replaced and the new pitcher got out of the inning without further damage.

After the game, our subject joked that he had made history tying the record for 5 wild pitches in one inning set by Bert Cunningham in 1890!

But the slide had begun and more horrors were in store...

In Game 2 of the National League Championship Series against the New York Mets, he threw only 20 pitches.

Five went past his catcher, including two official wild pitches.

He appeared again in the seventh inning of game five, facing four hitters, walking two, and throwing two more wild pitches. His team lost the series four games to one to the Mets.

His roller coaster ride continued when he returned to the majors in 2001 but again had issues controlling his pitches, walking 25 batters and throwing 5 wild pitches in 24 innings, and was sent down to AAA.

Here his problems snowballed. In 4.1 innings, he walked an amazing 17 batters and threw 12 wild pitches, accumulating an ERA of 20.77.

He was sent all the way down to the Rookie League to Johnson City, where he was successful as both a starting pitcher and a part-time designated hitter (sporting a .638 slugging percentage with 10 home runs and 35 RBIs in 105 at bats).

He was voted:
  • Rookie Level Player of the Year,
  • Appalachian League All-Star left handed pitcher,
  • Rookie League All-Star starting pitcher,
  • Appalachian League Pitcher of the Year, and
  • Appalachian League All-Star designated hitter.

All of these awards in the Rookie League after almost winning the Rookie of the year award just the year before in the National League.



Maybe the ride was on an upswing once more...maybe not...

In 2002, he missed the whole season with a left elbow sprain. After being cleared to throw off the mound in December of that year, he returned to the minors in 2003, posting a 6.20 ERA in 10 starts before undergoing, in July, season-ending Tommy John surgery for his left elbow. In 54.1 innings he walked 49 batters and threw 10 wild pitches.

He returned to the majors in September 2004, posting a 5.40 ERA in five relief appearances. Maybe ... just maybe... his control was impressive, as he walked just one while striking out nine in ten innings. In the minors, similarly, he walked only 2 batters in 23.2 innings, while striking out 23.

It looked like the mental block he had developed was finally lifting.

After a good winter pitching in the Puerto Rican Professional Baseball League, our subject suddenly announced that he was switching to the outfield for the 2003 season, after an unsuccessful practice outing in which his wildness reappeared, as he threw only three strikes out of 20 pitches.

That year he slugged .514 in single A, and .515 in double A, with 5 outfield assists in 55 games.

In 2006, he was invited to spring training as an outfielder, with little chance to make the major league team, but impressed all who saw him with his fielding ability and flashes of power at the plate as a hitter.

He hurt his knee before the season began and sat out the entire season recuperating.



This past spring, he was once again invited to spring training with the major league club though the manager insisted he would begin the season in AAA because "It isn't because he isn't capable, but unless you can guarantee that he would get 400 or 500 at-bats, it would be a bad move for him and for us."

He was named a starting outfielder for the 2007 Triple-A All-Star Game.

As of this past Wednesday, he had 32 home runs, 89 RBIs and was hitting .267, including a 3 home run performance on June 16th at Iowa. Defensively, he has 7 errors in 95 games. He is the current HR leader in the Pacific Coast League.

Yesterday, our subject was called up to the majors to be the starting right fielder and will bat 2nd for the St. Louis Cardinals, the organization he has played for his entire career.

Ladies and gents...the incredible roller coaster ride of Mr. Rick Ankiel.

We here on THE COUCH wish him all the luck in the world. This young man is a remarkable athlete having shown brilliance and then worked his way back over the last six years to once again achieve his boyhood dream of being a major league baseball player.



OH...btw...last night he went 1-4 with a 3-run home run...

A HOLLYWOOD SCRIPT IN THE MAKING!




(JOHN FOGERTY)



And because this was about sports and some of you don't enjoy the subject, we brought cake to make you feel better....





HAVE A TERRIFIC WEEKEND...




Friday, October 20,2006

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Friday, October 20, 2006 15 Of Your Sparks

"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
Welcome To THE COUCH...Sit on Down and Get Comfy..

THE COUCH would like to congratulate the St. Louis Cardinals and the Detroit Tigers on making it to The Fall Classic.

May the best team win. As THE COUCH is an American League kinda sofa, it is leaning toward the Tigers, but really only cares about seeing some good ball played.

THE COUCH would also like to congratulate Willie Randolph and the NY Mets.

Willie, we love you and you proved you can manager a major league team.

You really did some great juggling of your bullpen and lineup and
will have a very succesful career.Not much more on the agenda today.

Enjoy your weekend.

St. J - P.B.U.A.Q.B.
Thanks for sitting on THE COUCH, hope you enjoyed your stay.


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Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Thursday, October 19, 2006 7 Of Your Sparks

"She Loves You - NO NO NO"
"How Much Is That BABY In The Window?"
"WE Teach Your Children GREAT"


Welcome To THE COUCH...Sit on Down and Get Comfy..

Hummm….need to work on my teacher’s presentation skills as I did not get as many comments on THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD as I had expected!

Or maybe it is just that I have a bunch of slackers in my classroom!


Coco...teach me to motivate please! (more on Coco & teachers later)

Well…it all comes down to tonight. Game 7 of the National League Championship Mets vs. Cardinals…one game for the Championshipnever gets better than that!

Will we get a Detroit vs. St. Louis World Series and the Duck (our friend Damm) vs. The DuckMaster (our friend Dixie) grudge match? We will see.

Have to be impressed with the poise of John Maine, the rookie pitcher for the NY Mets.

BIG spot and he handled it like a veteran. Even after loading the bases in the first inning, he got the final out to hold the Cardinals without a run.

Paul…Paul…Paul…you should have listened to your kids.

This McCartney-Mills divorce is going to be uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits…

Wooo…THE COUCH is using Country Slang already! (tis toooo I found it HERE)

This woman is going for every penny she can get and making some real nasty allegations. The DAILY MAIL (OK, so it ain’t the Wall St. Journal), says it has acquired a court document, that if true, could ruin the “cute Beatle” forever.

According to the Mail, the papers allege:

  • McCartney once attacked his wife with a broken wine glass, stabbing her in the arm and causing profuse bleeding.
  • That he used illegal drugs and drank to excess.
  • That McCartney had pushed his estranged wife into a bathtub while she was pregnant with their child.
  • McCartney had later objected to his partner breast-feeding their daughter. The newspaper quoted the alleged court papers as saying McCartney had told his wife "they are my breasts."
  • McCartney had grabbed his wife's neck and started choking her during a trip to the U.S. in 2003 and on an earlier occasion pushed her over a coffee table.
  • McCartney had forced her to cancel surgery for two months, as it interfered with their holiday plans.

Mishcon de Reya, (sounds like a resort town in Mexico to us!) the law firm representing Mills McCartney in the divorce, said it would not comment on "leaked or allegedly leaked documents."

Paul McCartney's law firm said the musician "would very much like to respond in public and in detail to the allegations made recently against him by his wife and published in the press but he recognizes, on advice, that the only correct forum for his response to the allegations made against him is in the current divorce proceedings."

Now…THE COUCH knows that Paul isn’t an angel and probably still likes to “roll one up”, but some of this stuff makes us shake our heads.

THE COUCH can imagine the comment “those are my breasts” said in jest, and now being used as if it were said in anger and jealousy.

If all these other abuse allegations were true…with the media spotlight this “lovey-dovey” romance garnered from the beginning, don’t you think we would have heard about them earlier.

THE COUCH was always a John fan…but we think Paul is being raked across the mud by a money-hungry witch. But we will see.

So, Madonna fell "in love at first sight" with this 13-month old Malawi child she is trying to adopt.

THE COUCH did not realize the child has a father who is now asking all the groups trying to stop the adoption to butt out.

Seems Yohane Banda has said “These so-called human rights groups should leave my baby alone.”

Why does it seem to THE COUCH that Mr. Banda is doing just that…”leaving his baby alone” and that there is some real cash being handed under the table on this one.

YO… Madonna Louise…there are thousands of children WITHOUT parents who are in need of adoption…do not let us find out you are buying this one…that it is a business deal…

Finally for today…the happy story…

USA Today has compiled its 2006 All-Star Team.

No, not sports stars, or musicians…

BUT TEACHERS!

"Through enthusiasm, energy and innovation, these extraordinary teachers are making a difference for their students, their schools and communities," says USA Today editor Ken Paulson. "It's our honor to recognize their impressive achievements."

All-USA Teacher Team members are selected each year from kindergarten through 12th grade teachers nominated nationwide. Education professionals in a two-step judging process consider how well nominees define and meet their students' needs and most importantly, the impact they have on students and student learning.

You can find the complete list of teachers HERE.

Now, all that visit THE COUCH know about one particular teacher who would be on this list if they included Canada in the selection process.

We do know that recently she was recognized by her superiors and asked to speak to a group of her peers on how to reach “at risk” students and that she is torn between her classroom and the opportunity to become an administrator and help other teachers to do what she does every day.

We salute you also Coco.

Enjoy your day all….

Thanks for sitting on THE COUCH, hope you enjoyed your stay.

Remember .. Nets For Malaria - UNFoundation.org/malaria - find the big SI's Nothing But Net logo ... Or call 202.887.9040. Every cent goes to buying nets to place over the beds of children in Africa to stomp out Malaria. PLEASE HELP.

Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.

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