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Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Friday, May 04, 2007 27 Of Your Sparks

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Ah, those wacky celebrities...Now, let's think about it...Many of them were born into home's just like ours.

OK, sure some like Paris Hilton grew up in a home the size of all of ours put together, but for the most part, these people had semi-normal childhoods.

Then, due to the aligning of the moons, or a lucky break, they have become rich and famous. Now in the olden days (YES, even before THE COUCH was born), Hollywood, Musical and Sports stars were treated with respect by the media.

But that was before cable TV and instantaneous news. Today, if a celeb is arrested, or makes a social faux pax, there is a civil servant ready to dial a phone to alert the media or a normal person - like me and you- standing ready with a cell phone to snap a picture.

On top of that there are the PAPARAZZI. Those men and women whose only lot in life is to stand around outside celebrity homes, or restaurants or hotels, or nightclubs, just waiting for that one photograph that will make them hundreds if not thousands of dollars...

Now, some say it comes with the territory. If you are going to get paid millions of dollars to make a movie, or record an album or play a game, then you should know that your life belongs to the public.

Others say that is total crap...

Here on THE COUCH,
we don't really think about whether it is right or wrong,
we just love to laugh about it...

What is IT, you ask....

Yup...IT is that

ONE FREEZE FRAME

We have investigated and there are no rumors to the truth
that Brenna Gethers

is Fantasia's new stylist

Ummmmm - Or maybe she is.....can you say bad bad choice??????

Tony Parker tells Kobe all about that "special thing" Eva can do...

Danny DeVito demonstrates how,

when he rubs his dog's back,
the left hind leg begins to shimmy and shake....

"OK, I remembered to put them on. This time, no photos without panties as I get out of the car."

We found these quotes and had to share. They come from an interview in "NYLON" Magazine.
Can anyone say delusional?
"The thing about the press and why they need to leave me the [bleep] alone for a little bit is because I don't want that distraction from my work. I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being 'the party girl.' I hate that. I bust my [bleep] when I'm filming, and when I gave time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance."
Then, she says...
Other times, I obviously like it ... I wouldn't ever want them to not take my picture ... I'd be worried. I'd be like 'Do people not care for me?'?
OOO OOO can we answer? NO they don't!
But we Lovvvvvvvvvvvve to make fun!

"If I eat this one hot dog, I am good for a week."

Folks, this is the epitome of what the paparazzi do.
Seriously, taking pictures of a poor-lil-rich girl eating a
NYC "dirty-water dog"???

Then again, if they didn't take the picture,

we couldn't make fun of it!