OK, I know I am supposed to be the leader of the rebels and not do these and then help those who have not break out of the dungeon...but darn it all Queen Mimi is just too darn likable...
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Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your in-box. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go HERE for hundreds of funny examples.
You know you wanna play!
In honor of my 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I've been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. I spoof 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.
Ergo, today's meme was born
Here are my answers. Short, sweet, and overly mean sarcastic. Sue me. I was in a mood.
You know you wanna play!
In honor of my 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I've been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. I spoof 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.
Ergo, today's meme was born
Here are my answers. Short, sweet, and overly mean sarcastic. Sue me. I was in a mood.
1. Birdbrain looking for a mate
What if I just flip you the bird?
2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
Bedford Hills Correctional facility, New York
3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine
Then they win the game of hide and seek
4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
Does God know he created a moron?
5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional
Can I put the slap in stick?
6. Does this profile make me look fat?
I would have asked if it made your look intelligent - and the answer is NO!
7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity
Two words…spell check
What if I just flip you the bird?
2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
Bedford Hills Correctional facility, New York
3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine
Then they win the game of hide and seek
4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
Does God know he created a moron?
5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional
Can I put the slap in stick?
6. Does this profile make me look fat?
I would have asked if it made your look intelligent - and the answer is NO!
7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity
Two words…spell check
Joe Jackson
"Is She Really Going Out With Him?"
"Is She Really Going Out With Him?"
