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American Idol Results

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Thursday, April 12, 2007 21 Of Your Sparks

OK results show... we took some grief for putting S.M. in our top two last night... well, for one night he was better then the rest...except Blake.

STOOPID thing at the farmer's market... why are we subjected to an hour tonight? Ans then we have musical guests that have absolutely nothing to do with the show. DO we need to promote an artist on your label who is already at #1?????

OK, let's make fun of Simon time...yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

Now, some silly "audition sketch"... ummm this is a singing competition...you are NOT a comedy show....

We just wasted 26 minutes....well, not totally wasted, got to clean up after dinner...and read some of the 92 emails that piled up today...

OK, commercial over and now we have to watch the lousy performances from last night, once again...

FINALLY... picking the bottom three...

PHIL STACEY
HALEY SCARNATO
CHRIS ROBINSON

Who is the safe one?

Well, another break, because ...hell we are killing a full hour....

Commercial...heading back...

CHRIS IS SAFE....

We are 2-2 on the bottom Two this week....

Now, let's see what we missed from last night... OK, everyone gush over J-Lo....OH yeah, Sanjaya getting her number....ummm sorry, but ...bwahahahahahhahahahah...

Marc Antony gets on the phone and calls Guido and Bruno... "Take the rooster out"

Jenny from DA Block sings...

Ready gents... THIGH HIGH BOOTS WITH HEELS.....Oh baby!

See, now this is how Latin music sizzles......

Well, now we get Haley and Phil back out center stage...

GOING HOME TONIGHT...
HALEY SCARNATO

go with your gut Bond... you had her going home, but changed it to Phil because you figured the boys would want more S*X...maybe the rumour we started last week that she was going to join Antonella on "Girls Gone Wild" was taken seriously...

8-6 on Bottom Three picks
1-3 on Going Home picks

should give up my AI selector card...

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American Idol - 8 with J-Lo & Radio Happy Hour

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Wednesday, April 11, 2007 24 Of Your Sparks

J-LO NIGHT

Looking hot in the peek-a-boos during the
contestant meets...

MELISSA DOOLITTLE: First night the chills did not come. Did an excellent job, but not as great as she has been. Solid, subtle, well sung, nicely done. No spark though. We did like the outfit tonight... hot dress.

LaKEISHA JONES: OK, maybe it is just the night...average performance. A very safe song from a vocal standpoint, a Karaoke standard. Sung well, but there was nothing special about it at all. She enjoyed herself and showed a little personality. She continues to coast, in our opinion.

CHRIS RICHARDSON: The music totally overwhelmed him during the beginning of the song...the chorus was a bit better, but did they go back down a key? He seemed to be overwhelmed even on the big notes. He added a bit of flavor near the end, which saved the entire performance.

HALEY SCARNATO: Next week, a bikini??? Is she doing a slow weekly strip??? OK, sorry Haley, you do NOT have the rhythm to pull of this tongue-twister of a song...and the big note.. raspy...train-wreck...the words need to be crisp to make the song work, she sounded like a drunk auctioneer.

PHIL STACEY: Ummm Phil, deal with it please....yes, it is J-Lo.. sheesh... I actually yawned as he sang, well until he hit that horrid note at the end. I was oh so bored with that. He sang the song, he never ever felt the song. A classic love song with heart...nothing to it.

JORDIN SPARKS: Sorry, maybe it is just us tonight. We did not feel any spark in this performance. Latin music is supposed to be.. hot....sizzling....on fire....have not seen it all night and still have not. Vocal was good, nothing spectacular.

BLAKE LEWIS: Someone teach him how to dress, we are back to shuffle board chic.... ugh...Actually liked his vocals, smooth and flowing...nice inflections on the notes. Overall, probably the best performance so far.

SANJAYA MALAKAR: The pimp spot tonight. What do all the guests see in him??? At least he has normal hair. Who taught him the Constantine eye glare??? Well, it hurts to say, but tonight he actually showed why he was selected to be on the show. BY FAR, his best performance since the auditions, and, besides Blake the most controlled of the night.

OUR TOP TWO THIS EVENING:

BLAKE LEWIS
this really hurts and I know I will get crap for it BUT
...SANJAYA MALAKAR

BOTTOM TWO:

HALEY SCARNATO
PHIL STACEY

GOING HOME THIS WEEK:
Would love to say Haley, but the nearly naked will remain...

Enjoy the ride Phil.. you are outta here...

Had a great time with Doc and Jane tonight...if you missed the show, you can hear the archive at BLOGTALK RADIO .

We spoke with Peter Golenbock, author of 7: The Mickey Mantle Novel and then to Santosh Hari, who discussed Sanjaya (dude he was so not good doing The Kinks...) and the phenomenon that is Bollywood, the movie making enterprise in Bombay, India.

Our friend Anndi called in. If you didn't know, she and Doc have a "thing" LOL...lucky guy!

And then finally, Jane gave a couple of hints on how to seduce your man.

We added a few thoughts on this subject, from the man's point of view, however it was cut off the live feed... BUT.. it lives on the archive, so go check it out.

We tried not to step on Doc or Jane's toes too many times (they are the hosts of course)...though we had one thing we wanted to discuss with Mr. Golenbock, and did not have a chance.

Thank you again to Doc and to Jane for allowing me the opportunity.

THE COUCH may have some things to discuss on this subject in the near future.

CREDITS:

BABY I LOVE YOU
Jennifer Lopez / R. Kelly
Composers:
John Barry, R Kelly, Jennifer Lopez, Corey Rooney, Dan Shea

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