Showing posts with label George Washington. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Washington. Show all posts

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Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Thursday, December 06, 2007 17 Of Your Sparks


So, this morning we will be at the hospital having electronic waves shot through our body so they can see my insides...pictures will be available at the end of the tour...please stay within the ropes and do not touch the furniture or artwork on the walls...


Dr. Blogstein wanted me to remind those of you who missed the show this week, that if we can capture a kidney stone we will be auctioning it off on his show in a huge prize package that will also include Michael Jackson's original nose, Vincent Van Gogh's ear, George Washington's wooden teeth and 29 little lovlies.... bwahahahahahahahahahahaha



Horrible Horrible in Omaha yesterday...we send our sympathy to those who lost loved ones to the hands of a person who was obviously not sane...




The Producers of "24" are probably not so sad over the writer's strike at the moment...and there is no truth to the report they will rename the show "48" and film the next 48 days of Kiefer Sutherland's incarceration. The spawn of Donald will be spending that time in the hoosegow after pleading guilty to drunk driving charges.

AH Keifer...it was fun when you were a "yoot" and hanging out with the rest of the "Brat Pack", but dude...you make oodles of moolah now...time for that limo when you want to go out and get your drunk on.

There is also no truth that his drink of choice is Bagwine....well...we are actually still investigating that report...we will get back to you on that....



Lifelogger is acting up tonight. We were going to feature an artist we were introduced to by a good friend, but that will have to wait until tomorrow. So we checked what was available and we are not even sure we ever used this song...

A true gem...Mr. Otis Redding...this was released in 1968 after his death and spent 4 weeks as the #1 song on the Billboard Hot 100 in March of that year. The infamous Steve Cropper was the producer on this hit released on the Stax label...

Just whistle along...




Ramble On....

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Wednesday, October 10, 2007 29 Of Your Sparks




RAMBLE ON ROSE
Jerry Garcia/Robert Hunter

Have not rambled for a while…just feel the need, so...

Strap in, keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times and remember, it can be a dark and scary ride through the brains of Bond and his Couch...



Sitting at the hotel, Tuesday afternoon about to have lunch and waiting to take the shuttle to the airport...

Flew in yesterday and went over to the marketing company holding the focus groups...

They began at 6:30 and we had the laptop set to mlb.com so we could keep track of the Yankees/Indians game on their gameday.

It is an illustrated representation of what happens in the game, showing each pitch, speed of pitch, how much the pitch broke and the result of the pitch; ball, strike, foul, hit. Pretty coo technology.

One of the regional managers took a position on the third tier of seats to look over my shoulder and watch.

Focus groups (2 of them) went well. First was with people who do not use Terminix and second was with current customers. Learned some interesting things about how they looked at the creative pieces we help to design.

Got back to hotel room for last three innings… alas…it is over for the pinstripes…

Not wearing black today…lol

The owner said on Sunday if the team did not win the series Joe Torre was gone. Dumb thing to say, the team started off 27-21 and finished with the best record in the American League from that point on. Torre probably did his best job as a manager this season.

If he goes, there is a good change the best reliever in baseball in the post season Mo Riviera will not re-sign ads probably Jorge Posada, who had his best year ever will also go. These guys love Torre.

Alas…an era in Yankee baseball might be ending as a new era begins with a youth movement not seen on this team since the Boss took over,



We go commando when we wear jeans…just feel better that way...

We hate wearing socks with loafers or boat shoes, but when having to go through security at the airport, we hate the thought of walking on those floors barefoot even more...

We do not wear cologne, but recently began putting Johnsons Baby Powder on after our shower and like the feel and the scent and have been told some women like it also…



Why do some hotels charge for internet access and some do not? In this world today, it should be part of the service...

Do you like anchovies in your Caesar Salad? We find them yummmmmmmmmmmmo!

Have not heard from our friend and are still hoping they are ready to resume our friendship.



It has been a long time since we were out dancing and hope to do so soon. There is a meme going around where people write about their first (best) experience dancing and man we do miss it. The experience of holding someone close and then the sliding out of your grasp and twirling and then back again…bodies curved against each other… the movement…the fell…sigh

Ate too much crap at the focus group. They always have all these snacks out for those who watch from behind the mirror…went to the right for the candy and the Philly pretzels and not to the left for the veggies and dip….another sigh….



The show tonight on the Radio Happy Hour will probably turn off some people. We have to say the subject is a bit…Ummm ‘crappy’…sorry could not help our self!

If you missed it, DAD wrote a comment on the post we had up last week thanking you all for your wishes….and he received a package with some books from a special guy in NYC…he truly appreciated it all…

He is on a flight home on Thursday and says he is feeling just great. Big WOOOOOO for that!



Wondering if we take the shuttle to the airport now, or wait a while….flight is in 4 hours but Philly airport security can be atrocious at times…hell…finish lunch and head on over….

It will only mean you might get even more ramblings…LOL we can hear you all yelling right now…STAY AT THE HOTEL!



Well, here we are at Philly Airport…didjamissus? LOL

Why is it that every airport in Florida offers free wireless access and in every other airport you have to purchase a 24-hour service? OK, like who the frick stays in an airport for 24-hours??????

Sure we can buy a service, but we do not travel enough at this time to warrant it. If we were doing the 130,000+ miles a year like we used to back in the 90’s, well hell yeah we would have a service.

And why do some airports, like the one we are in now, have so few outlets to plug your laptop into?

And why do people feel they have to take up every outlet with their computer and their cell phone and their blackberry chargers? It becomes first come first serve and even when they see you looking they turn their head and ignore you…like the clown next to me who has 3 of the 4 available outlets taken up. We had to get on the floor and crawl under a seat to get the one left and there is this other poor sap who keeps roaming round and round and round…

In two seating areas there are 4 total outlets… HEY AIRPORT PEOPLE…your travelers’ need more outlets…get with it will ya?

Wait, did you answer us???? Didjamissus? OH ok, guess ya did!

OK, we are going to stop this ramble now…ummmm...maybe...



Why do people wear clothing that is so tight on them the buttons pull and the rolls of fat underneath bulge out? Truly, we have been overweight in our life and are still carrying extra poundage, but we buy clothes that fit….We have our magic mirror that shows all of our hair as black, sure…but do theirs show them being a small when they are actually an XL????

Maybe we are not….hehehehe…traveled recently? Tired of those announcements that begin “The Security level has been changed to Orange…”

Ummm it has been Orange for at least two, if not three years now… Are these messages intended to scare the people who never travel? Because they only sound silly to someone who travels often.



“Where have all the flowers gone….” man now we sound like Matt-Man on a Friday with weird music floating through our head….Well there is always music floating through our head, if you have sat on The Couch long enough that comes as no surprise… BUT that song????

We moved from the outlet since we were not using it and wanted someone else to have access. Just watched some uptight business man…so…funny…he is walking with laptop in hand…obviously needs an outlet. Spots the one we were using…tried to lean over the chairs to get to it…NOPE…goes down on one knee and tries to reach…NOPE…stares...realizes …YUP ya gotten get down on yer belly if ya really want it…gets up…walks away….guess he really didn’t want it…



Calling our flight….on our way home….what the hell are we going to have for dinner….



Yeah...they called the flight, we boarded and they pulled from the gate...THEN, they tell us there are 'weather problems' ... ummm no...we know Philly Airport...too many frickin' flights, not enough runways and we sat for two hours and never got home until after 10, so we missed Doc and the crappy show... but we hear our SUGARBABY Dixie took over as SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE CYBERWAVES and handled the chat room... nice going darlin'




Please do not exit until the ride comes to a complete stop….



Friendship is a plant of slow growth and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
George Washington



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