Showing posts with label First Love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label First Love. Show all posts

YOU TALKIN' TO ME???????????

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Friday, December 05, 2008 24 Of Your Sparks

So, three people said I was too happy yesterday and I was messing up their Grinch vibes...


And then work was a crazy mixed up day as I get all my work together for 2009 mailings...and the THE DENTIST!!!! And of course, those of you who have sat on The Couch for a while know about me and THE DENTIST!!!

So, I never got to make blog rounds and visit y'all...

So, MATT-MAN from Bagwine Ruminations and JAY from Cynical B**tard and BUD from WTIT Tape Radio you asked for it...you got it!

This is for the three of you today...this Friday, December 5th, 2008...





Yeah yeah...all three of you are probably on a first name basis with those people..well..the heck-a-doodle to you...I am going to be joyful and nothing...DID YOU HEAR ME ...nothing any of you three can do can stop me.

Matt-Man...you go out filming some more decorations in Bagwine...and in the meantime I did notice you using a homeless person as a tripod for your camera...

Jay...you go buy that bullet-proof vest and come into Memphis...whats-a-matter is the big bad city too scary for you??? What if I promise to hold your hand when we cross the street?

And you, Mr. Rhode Island pansy...Did you know that tapes disintegrate over time and before you know it the only thing left of your comedy tapes will be a pile of brown string with no value what-so-ever? Yeah...I'm talking to you!

The three of you can sit around and be pouty and turn into decrepit old men wishing you remembered what a smile was for all I care...

And all I really have to say is....



Sorry...I tried to be mean and rotten, but I just can't....so in closing let me tell all three of you that I have nothing but this for all three of you...




You Never Forget Your First Love (or two)

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Tuesday, June 20, 2006 2 Of Your Sparks

I was 15 years old and dad was going to take me to see her.
It was the first time for me and I was real excited he had decided to take me along.
When we got there, she was sitting right out front. There may have been others, but I only remember her...
She was hot.
Her top was down, so that was a real shocker for me...Dad knew how to pick them.
It was too good to be true. He was going to pay for it and both of us were going to get to ride...Man, this is going to be so cool and my friends are going to be so dang jealous.
I am disappointed when I find out dad is going first, but I will get to try her out as soon as he is done.
When he gets done, I jump into the drivers seat and give her a good testing out. She feels good in my hands...so soft...and reacts to every one of my movements.
When I am done, I ask dad.. "Well, will we bring her home?" "Yes, Vinny, we are..hope your mom is not upset."
That is how it happened...my first love. The one that got me through high school and helped me mature along the way. I knew when I left for college my brother would have her and that did not warm my heart, but I knew it was inevitable.
When I returned from college, she was worn out and did not like to go out much, so I needed to find a new love.
A friend of mine was just going through a change and I had always admired his former love. We spoke and he said he would not have a problem if I tried her out for myself. When I did, I realized she and I would get along just great and we started our relationship. She was a bit temperamental and needed a lot of care and attention. I was still too young to want to give so much of myself, so I ended up using her until she could not stand it any longer and we parted ways.
It does not mean I did not love her and that I don't miss our times together...
I had a picture of them...but I can't seem to find any - so I went on the internet and searched. I did find some pictures...they are both still hot and I would grab either of them today if I could find them and had the money...
My first two loves...

1964 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu SuperSport...Fire engine Red...Convertible...Air conditioning...power brakes...power windows...automatic...fast as all get out... Remember ...1964...this was top of the line back then, all the features were options...inside was black leather, but other then that, looked just like the picture here.










1975 Datsun 280Z - First assembly line 280Z prior to them beig told to add emission controls and they also downsized the engine. Mine was copper like the pictures below. I had stripped off all the decals. She had a rust problem and that needed to be maintained continually.










Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.


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