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FINALLY FRIDAY!!!!!!

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Friday, July 25, 2008 39 Of Your Sparks



WOW...woke up to a message from Roger that I had been selected as this weeks winner in the Creative Photography Contest...Thank you to the judges and to all of the other contestants. PLEASE check out all the great entries by going HERE.






OK, well a number of people have told me there is no way I will be able to not post or read next week...Keep in mind, since I began in March 2006, I have missed only a handful of posts on a week day.

Well...I might throw up a song everyday, just so all my guests have their Tuneage fix...and maybe, I will flit around and read here and there, but I am serious about shutting myself off from distractions and getting some serious writing done...

I printed out the 50-60 pages that are done and they are now hanging on the wall in my bedroom...a sheet is also there with characters and their characteristics and statistics...some of them are already mentioned in what I have written, some I need to discover where they come into the story.

I also have a timeline so that I can keep my times in order. I write scattered...jumping from one scenario to the other as things hit me..then I go back and organize and decide how the chapters will fall. I am not sure they will be in chronological order.

I really do not think it will be difficult to not post something each day. What might be difficult is not visiting all y'all...I love to come by and read you each day. I do get through my FAV SITES list over there on the right just about every day. So, you just might see me.

And of course you can come here each day and leave a comment telling me how dang much you miss me and that your days are incomplete and your life feels meaningless... bwahahahahahahahaha sorry, could not help myself there...


ARGGGGGGGGGGGGG...I am sure 99% of you have had to deal with customer service people from a company you owe money. I am an expert after all that transpired in 2006-2007 being out of work for 20 months.

I am doing well getting them all paid off and that is because they all agreed to programs to allow me to make monthly payments. What I learned is, if you have Citibank in your list of creditors and you can get them to set up a program, everyone else will fall in line.

Serious...but then there is one company that has the worst customer service of any and all I have ever dealt with. Now, I do not mean bad because they are mean and snap and yell, because I do not allow that. I immediately tell the person if they threaten one more time their supervisor will be alerted and more.

This company, well their people are just plain clueless. About a year ago the end of the 9-month 'hardship' program was coming due. I got a call telling me I was behind. How could I be behind...I am on the program and they are debiting my checking account each month??

I am told the balance due before I went on the program is due. No no no...not right I say, why is this coming up now, 2 months before the deadline? I have owed it all along they say. Kooky crazy I say. then the supervisor gets on. And tells me, very forcefully that I have to pay this past due (over a grand BTW) or they will put me into collections.

OK, staying calm I ask for his name (I like getting it in case - for today, lets call him "DOOFUS")...I tell him that I am on the hardship program, they can't put me into collections. So then he says well that ends in 2 months how can you pay then?

Deep breath...Well Sir, I will deal with it then, in the meantime I am making the agreed upon payments according to the terms and maybe we can extend it, as the others have done to help me try and get caught up.

This person tells me that they do not do back to back hardships and I would have to wait a year to reapply. Well I know that they all say that but everyone else understood the situation and extended. HEY! Most people duck the calls and never pay and end up in collections. Here I am actually calling them and doing what I can...go deal with those who don't want to pay their debt. And it would have been easy to file bankruptcy (and many people suggested it), two years ago and gotten out of this, but I made my debt, I will pay it off.

At this point he says for the first and not last time during this call (and I kid you not) "Look Vinny (I never told him he could call be by my first name!?!?!?!), take responsibility for your life. You made this debt, pay it up and stop trying to weasel out of it."

I was dumbfounded. He was asked to call me Mr. Marini, he was not my friend and only my friends called me Vinny. I began to explain the situation (lost job, house sale at a loss, move, divorce etc) and he keeps cutting me off and saying things like "Well Vinny (or Vince..never Mr. Marini) will you make a payment now?"

I finally have had enough and hang up. I call again and ask the rep for their supervisor, but specifically tell them I do not want to speak with "DOOFUS"..she puts me on hold and then GUESS WHO COMES ON THE LINE..and repeats that filth he uttered earlier and I hung up.

So, and some of you know this about me, I break out Google...Find the corporate site...of course the executive's names are listed, but not their emails...AH! there is an email for the PR person...let's see, the format is lastname.firstname(at)XXX(dot)com .. OK..

We compose a calm concise letter explaining the situation, the hardship and the call and rudeness. I then send it to the CEO, the President, the Vice President of Customer Service, the Vice President of the division I had the account under, and the Vice President of their legal department.

Within 2 hours my phone rings and it is the Executive Assistant to the President of the parent company. We talk...she tells me the person that had been rude was being spoken to about the incident.

The next day, phone rings. The same woman...she informs me "DOOFUS" has been terminated based upon reviews of the audio tapes - who knows if she was blowing smoke or not. She then renews me in the hardship program for another 9 months.

Since that time I have had no less than 40 conversations with this creditor. In every case the reps are calling to ask about payments that are automatically made! A couple of months ago I got a call asking why I did not make my payment. Ummm you auto deduct. I was out at a baseball game, so I did not have access to my records. The person tells me that the auto-deduct ran out. So I suppose I was supposed to know it ran out...4 months before the end of the program?!?!?!?

After a most excrutiating conversation I finally convince him that the money was deducted (It was...I checked when I got home!) and that the last auto-deduct would be June. Cool.

I make the July payment on time for the full amount due...

Yesterday I look and see they auto-deducted for July - after receiving my payment! - So, I call and once again I get one of their clueless reps on the line whose favorite thing to say is "We will not deduct once the program is over without your permission"..OK, but the program ended in June...right? This guy then tells me it ended in July!

All my paperwork tells me June Let's count...October, November December, January, February, March, April, May, June (9 months right?)...well clowny on the phone tells me according to HIS records the program began in November...

I finally sighed, said thank you and hung up the phone.

So, if they auto-withdraw next month the Executive Assistant to the President will be hearing from me once again... sigh....

I am tempted to tell you who they are so you can stay away from them at all costs...but I am not sure if I should....Stop by Monday and see if I posted it
(bwahahahahahahah keep my hits up! bwahahahahaahahhaahaahah)


OK...4 today...summertime tunes...those songs from my youth that just mean summer to me...

James Taylor, Bruce Springsteen, The Beach Boys and The Rascals....

Be back for real on Monday, August 4th... or maybe before... you won't know unless you come by!

ENJOY....











Totally NOT Naked....

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Thursday, March 27, 2008 27 Of Your Sparks

So, because it might not have been clear - not too much has been the last two days, the migraine was on Tuesday. It happened as we woke, and we fell back to sleep. Went to work at about 11 but then left around 2.

Came home and laid back down and fell asleep. Woke around 7pm and turned on that singing show...about 5 minutes later the TV went off and we just laid there in the semi-darkness. We were planning on trying to get on the air with the Radio Happy Hour and the next thing we knew, the phone was ringing and it was darlin' Nancy telling me Doc was all comfuzzled on where we were ...

We asked her to either call him or put something in the chat room and two seconds later we were asleep again. The night was full of fits and starts and drenching of the sheets in NOT a good way...we were sweating like a 600 pound man running a marathon in Hawaii in July wearing a purple velour jumpsuit. Or maybe like Matt-Man three weeks into his no-meat Lenten fast as he drives by a burger joint...but you get the idea.

Wednesday was not so bad but the damn thing hung around like an underfed kitten after having been given a treat by a 6 year old girl. Or like Matt-Man when any woman looks at him with anything but disdain.

OK...OK..sorry Matty me boy...not sure why you are invading this space so much today...maybe it is to try and steal some of the huge traffic you have built up...maybe it is just because we feel so much man-love for you...

Our wonderful friend Tug hit on the fact that there has been some pressure in our life the last few weeks and that very well could be causing this illness we have been fighting...

Without details, as it really is none of your f**king business really is difficult to put out there - we are dealing with a mortgage company who reneged on an agreement when we sold our house up north last year and we finalized the end of our marriage yesterday.

The former, we will deal with in one of 4 ways...the later, well...we are thrilled and saddened at the same time. Sure it is sad...this thing we entered into thinking it would last a lifetime did not. Are we happy with our life right now...? We could not be happier...but it is still a tough thing to do...to admit to the failure of part of our life.

We want the best for her in her life...we want Matt to continue his incredible life. It has been difficult on him, as an only child, to see it all happen and not being there face-to-face to tell him it is finally over was tough.

So, we need to now get our health back together...KB asked about vitamins. We do not take them, but are planning on buying some tomorrow. We have not been exercising the last couple of months and put back on much of the weight we lost last year. We need to step it up a notch and start again.

We need to start eating better again, as we have been taking some short-cuts with that, eating too many prepared foods during the week.

This seems to have become a physical intervention today (given for me by me - "help meeee to help youuuuu") and we really do not want to seem like life is hell...overall, we could not be happier. We have an incredible group of friends in real life and here...we have the most marvelous woman in our life right now. Without her caring, we might be in even rougher shape. Our family is incredibly supportive and loving and we cherish each and every one of them...

OH! WONDERFUL NEWS...LOL...our niece Candice has left the dark side and come into the light, having bought herself a brand-spanking new MAC-Pro laptop! We spoke to her the other day and told her it was the second best decision she had made...right behind becoming a NY Yankee fan! She laughed her beautiful laugh and that made us smile.

We spoke to her brother Joseph and asked when he was going to get as smart as his twin...he is already a NY Yankee fan, but coming into the light would help. He just replied "I am thinking about it". He might be saved yet. They both head off to college next September. Wait while I feel old for a second here...OUCH!

Sorry, our visits to your blogs have been sporadic the last two days...we will get caught up...promise...and maybe next week we will do the naked thing...OOOOOOO something to look forward to...or to ensure you skip us totally!

HEY...head over to the incomparable Schmoop's and wish her a Happy Happy Birthday!

Having lost a whole day and after the lousy sleep last night, we are behind on chores - especially laundry - so we will close out today with a song of renewal and hope and brightness and fun...



"Good Vibrations"
THE BEACH BOYS

Brian Wilson & Mike Love

Released as a single on October 10, 1966 (backed with the instrumental "Let's Go Away For Awhile"), it was the band's third U.S. number-one hit, after "I Get Around" and "Help Me, Rhonda", reaching the top of the Billboard Hot 100 chart in December 1966, as well as being their first British chart-topper.


DID ANY OF THAT MAKE ANY SENSE SONGBIRD???????? hehehhehehehe

TUNEAGE TUTELAGE - "White Christmas"

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Wednesday, December 19, 2007 22 Of Your Sparks



TIME TO DONATE SOME RICE TODAY!
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Build your vocabulary, feed the hungry...
9,481,828,970 grains donated at this point...





Yesterday the winner of the "Frosty The Snowman" sing-off...
the incomparable BING CROSBY with 77.8% of the votes,
followed by Willie Nelson with 44.4%
18 voters yesterday...


Our favorite Christmas Carol...
"WHITE CHRISTMAS"

Written by Irving Berlin. The morning after he wrote the song — Berlin usually stayed up all night writing — the songwriter went to his office and told his musical secretary, "Grab your pen and take down this song. I just wrote the best song I've ever written — hell, I just wrote the best song that anybody's ever written!"

The song was written in early 1940 while Berlin sat poolside at the Arizona Biltmore Resort and Spa in Phoenix, Arizona.

Introduced by Bing Crosby in the 1942 musical "Holiday Inn". In the film, he actually sings it in a duet with Marjorie Reynolds. The song went on to receive the Academy Award for Best Original Song. Though, while Marjorie Reynolds was the actress playing Linda Mason, her voice was dubbed by Martha Mears for the movie, and in the script as originally conceived, Reynolds, not Crosby, was to sing the song.

The first public performance of the song was also by Crosby, on his top-rated NBC radio show The Kraft Music Hall on Christmas Day, 1941.

Once again, you get two choices...


THE BEACH BOYS


THE DRIFTERS


DESTINY'S CHILD


SHANIA TWAIN


OTIS REDDING


FRANK SINATRA




As he was the winner yesterday, we did not include the original by Bing Crosby, but will put it here for all y'all to hear...





This one amazed us...yesterday we decided to sign up with blogrush. It is a service where you add a widget and other blog posts are displayed on your site ... our good friend Matt-Man has it on his site...

So, we scoot over to their site and sign up. We are told to insert the widget and they will review THE COUCH and get back to us within 24-48 hours...la la la la la ...less than an hour later we receive an email back with the header "We're Very Sorry"...

WHAT? Huh? WHAT?

The email reads in part:

"This message is to inform you that
we have carefully reviewed your blog:

Big Leather Couch
http://bondsbigleathercouch.blogspot.com

And your blog did not meet the strict BlogRush quality criteria.

Reason Your Blog Wasn't Approved:
Not Enough Unique Content

Therefore, your blog has not been approved for use in our network.

Please do not take this decision personally.
We have decided to
only approve the highest quality blogs for our network.

You should remove the BlogRush code from your blog's pages.

Our Quality Guidelines and criteria are listed within our
Terms Of Service agreement:"

WTF??? OK, OK, maybe we missed something...so we head over to look at those TOS...
here is what we found...

BlogRush Quality Guidelines & Criteria
- The blog contains unique, quality content that provides opinions, insights, and/or recommended resources that provide value to readers of the blog. Articles, videos, public domain works, press releases, and content written by others are okay to be used on the blog, but the ratio of unique content should far outweigh content from other sources.
16 original works of fiction in the last year...
9 Tuneage Tutelage posts in the last 10 months...
Show us where our posts are not original??? SHOW US..
OK, if you look at the last 5 posts only, 2 are Tutelage that maybe do not fit since there are few words, but Friday's post was about the Mitchell Report...ALL original words...
Did they spend 5 minutes and look at three, maybe four posts????

'splain it to me lucy...de ratio it be heavy to the original side me thinks...

- The blog should be updated on a regular basis (at least several times a month) and should not just go a few months between posts.
FIVE days a week...FIVE days a week...ok, so we have missed, what??? 10 days this whole year???

- The blog should already contain at least 10-12 quality posts. New blogs with very little content will not be accepted.
ummm...477 posts...just a tad more than 10-12

- The blog's primary content must be in English. BlogRush is currently not available for non-English blogs.
OK, so maybe sometimes we speak "Couch-eze" but it am mainly in English...ain't it?

- The blog should not contain an excessive amount of advertising and links and very little actual content. The focus of the blog should be quality content.
NO advertising...the links are to give our guests additional information...wut am quality????

- The primary content of the blog should not be "scraped" content from other sources and/or script-generated pages for the sole purpose of search engine rank manipulation. The focus of the blog should be quality content.
Pullllllllleasssssse...have you seen our Technorati ranking lately? If you have, tell us about it because it has shrunken smaller than a steroid users gonads...

- The blog's content (or advertising) should not contain any of the following types of content: hate, anti-racial, terrorism, drug-related, hacking, phishing, fraud, pornographic, nudity, warez, gambling, copyright infringement, obscene or disgusting material of any kind, or anything considered illegal.
Well some might think we are disgusting...but we don't do any of those other things...

- BlogRush reserves the right to determine if any blog is suitable for its network or not.
Guess this is the out-clause...we don't want you in our club
, so go away little boy ya bothering me...


Now, we know some of you are shaking your heads saying "who the hell gives a sh..." oops, they might be watching...

and some will say, "don't you write your blog for you????"

Just kind of ticks us off is all..and HELL YEAH, we write this for ourself, so guess what???? We get to write what we want and this is what we wanted to write about...


We have not put one link to this site, because they do not deserve it..you can find it easy enough and maybe you will want to join in on the fun...

we actually found some content on Matt-Man's site and visited the blog that caught my eye...we think it is a good idea...YES THINK...but we would love to hear how THE COUCH is not original...



BLOG TALK RADIO UPDATE

Join MO as he discusses the Dickens classic
"A Christmas Carol"


Summer Friday

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Friday, August 03, 2007 21 Of Your Sparks


Well, we didn't get home until almost 8:30 tonight and then needed to watch "BIG BROTHER" and do some 'domestic chores'...and then realized...DOH...you didn't do a post yet!

We have a slight headache, so we are going simple today...

Summer...beach...romance...it all rolls together when you grow up near the beaches, which we did.

Hot summer nights on the boardwalks...on Long Island they weren't mini-amusement parks...just beautiful boardwalks for miles...

Then we would also go down to the NJ beaches and their boardwalks with the games of chance and the bars....

And we also did it the summer we turned 16 in New Hampshire....

Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, on a blanket with my baby...is where I'll be...





"UNDER THE BOARDWALK"
Composers: Kenny Young and Arthur Resnick

The Drifters
(1964)
US: #4 UK:# 45
Johnny Moore
Charlie Thomas
Gene Pearson
Johnny Terry




Oh, when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof
And your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fire-proof
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

(Under the boardwalk) out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) people walking above
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be making love
Under the board-walk (board-walk!)

From the park you hear the happy sound of a carousel
Mm-mm, you can almost taste the hot dogs and French fries they sell
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

(Under the boardwalk) out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) people walking above
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be making love
Under the board-walk (board-walk!)

Oooooh, under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

(Under the boardwalk) out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) people walking above
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be falling in love
Under the board-walk (board-walk!)



New Year's Eve Celebration

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Sunday, December 31, 2006 24 Of Your Sparks

Hello and Welcome
Please come in to the new COUCH
We hope you find it even more welcoming and comfortable

To begin, we must thank SANNI from
COFFEE 2 GO for the use of her basic template.
Sanni, you are the best!

The last two days have been hectic around here
as we reworked the code and had the contractors
in and the furniture movers…see a whole new COUCH!

Then the electricians and plumbers and painters
did their thing.

We already know of some minor issues we will be
tweaking over the next week or so, but if you know
me at all, you know I am always tinkering with things.

To all of you, I wish for health, security, love and
passion in the coming year. Personally, we are glad to
see 2006 pass and with our new start in Memphis
look forward to moving forward in 2007.


Of course we offer you music to begin your year…
a collection of AULD LANG SYNE by various artists,
and then a couple of songs to great the New Year.


Mr. Hendrix, as you brought in a new decade in
1969-1970 at the Fillmore East, please start us off for 2007…


Now to Duke


The Barenaked Ladies (who are neither naked nor ladies!)


And finally Phish from Madison Square Garden


More people know the Southside Johnny version – this is the original


Having A Party
By Sam Cooke
BestAudioCodes.com


Who but Chuck to sing of my new home:

Memphis, Tennessee
By Chuck Berry
BestAudioCodes.com


Nat tells us all about the street where it all happens…

Beale Street Blues
By Nat King Cole
BestAudioCodes.com


And the city I came from…Liza does it proud
(who knew bestaudiocodes would not have Franks’ version)…

New York, New York
By Liza Minnelli
BestAudioCodes.com


And finally…this one has always said it for me, no matter where I am…

New York State Of Mind
By Billy Joel
BestAudioCodes.com


We hope you New Year's Eve was safe and you smiled the night through.


SONG INDEX:
AULD LANG SYNE: Composer: Traditional
HAVING A PARTY: Composer: Sam Cooke
MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE: Composer: Chuck Berry
BEALE STREET: Composer: WC Handy
NEW YORK, NEW YOUR: Composers: Fred Ebb & John Kauder
NY STATE OF MIND: Composer: Billy Joel

Wednesday/Thursday December 20/21, 2006

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Tuesday, December 19, 2006 44 Of Your Sparks

We continue to add more tunes for your sitting and listening pleasure


A HOLIDAY MUSICAL INTERLUDE COURTESY OF:

Al Green

Elvis Presley

Christina Aguilera

Manhattan Transfer

Randy Travis

Frank Sinatra

Harry Belafonte

Harry Connick, Jr.

Willie Nelson

The Drifters

Tony Bennett

Arthur Fiedler & The Boston Pops

Barbra Streisand

Better Midler

Brenda Lee

Dean Martin

Elton John

Garth Brooks

Jackie Wilson


NOT SURE HOW MUCH WE WILL BE POSTING THE NEXT 6 DAYS...
BUT FOR NOW - KEEPING IN THE TRADITION OF

THE COUCH


So, sit back and let THE COUCH
be your entertainment.


To My Family - I Love You All

To My Friends,
Both Cyber & Real
And Especially To Those Of You
I Have Met In The Last Year,
Both Soul Patrol & Bloggosphere:

HOWEVER YOU CELEBRATE -
CELEBRATE WITH LOVE, HAPPINESS AND SAFETY
St. J - P.B.U.A.B.W.A.B


Thanks for sitting on THE COUCH, hope you enjoyed your stay.



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Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.


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