The Hall announced a new Veterans Committee voting process on June 26, 2010, effective with the 2011 election process. The two biggest changes are:
The Hall announced a new Veterans Committee voting process on June 26, 2010, effective with the 2011 election process. The two biggest changes are:

HOLY COW! The NY Yankee family, and all of baseball lost one of the good guys Monday evening. Fiero (Philip) Francis Rizzuto, known the world over as “Scooter” passed away at the nursing home he has lived in for the last few years in West Orange, NJ.
Born on September 17th, 1917, Rizzuto might have been one of the first to do what is now a common practice for Latin ballplayers. For years, his birth year was listed as 1918 because he was told it would add a year to his career.
Mr. Rizzuto was born in Brooklyn, NY and played both football and baseball at Richmond Hill High School. Listed on rosters as 5’6” and 160 pounds, Mr. Rizzuto played like he was 8-feet tall.
As a 16-year old Mr. Rizzuto tried out for both the New York Giants and the Brooklyn Dodgers. At that time, Casey Stengel was the manager of the Dodgers and he told Mr. Rizzuto, “Go get a shoebox” a reference to becoming a shoe-shine boy. In a twist of fate, Mr. Rizzuto was one of Mr. Stengel’s more reliable players when Casey managed the Yankees from 1949-1956!
Mr. Rizzuto’s career proved him to be a strong defensive player with clutch hitting skills and he is still considered to be one of the best bunters to ever play the game. In the field, he played almost his entire career at shortstop.
Mr. Rizzuto played his final game as a Yankee on August 16, 1956, when he was cut to allow the team to sign Enos Slaughter for the pennant drive. Mr. Rizzuto remembered that day as “the end of the world”, but it opened the door to a career that lasted over 40 years…as a broadcaster of NY Yankee games.

Harry Carey was known to use the phrase “Holy Cow” during his broadcasts out of Chicago, but Mr. Rizzuto always insisted he used the phrase his whole life instead of uttering a curse word. The phrase became his trademark over the years along with; “Unbelievable!” or “Did you see that!” to describe a great play. He was also famous for calling someone a “Huckleberry” if that person did something Mr. Rizzuto did not like.
His broadcasts also became a sort of “family gathering” as he would send birthday or anniversary wishes or send get-well greeting to fans during games. If Mr. Rizzuto liked a restaurant, he would tell you about it, even they were not a sponsor. He would also talk about the cannoli’s that fans would send to him and he would eat them between innings.
As the games wound down, you always listened for the infamous “I’ll be home soon Cora” message to his wife whom he married in 1943. Their marriage produced daughters Cindy Rizzuto, Patricia Rizzuto and Penny Rizzuto Yetto and son Phil Rizzuto Jr. He was the proud grandfather to two granddaughters.
When Mickey Mantle passed away, Mr. Rizzuto assumed he would be allowed to miss the game that evening and fly to Dallas for the funeral. Either WPIX, the TV network, or the Yankees refused to let him go, citing that “someone needed to do color commentary.” During that telecast, Mr. Rizzuto's emotions finally erupted and he walked out of the booth that night and announced his retirement a few days later. He was convinced to come back for one more season, did 30 games and then retired for good.

"Here's the windup, fastball, hit deep to right, this could be it! Way back there! Holy cow, he did it! Sixty-one for Maris! And look at the fight for that ball out there! Holy cow, what a shot! Another standing ovation for Maris, and they're still fighting for that ball out there, climbing over each other's backs. One of the greatest sights I've ever seen here at Yankee Stadium!"
He was also the king of malaprops and stream-o-consciousness commentary. Critics used to rip him for it, but listening to Mr. Rizzuto was always an adventure we thoroughly enjoyed…Some examples we found include:
• "Uh-oh, deep to left-center, nobody's gonna get that one! Holy cow, somebody got it!"
• "Bouncer to third, they'll never get him! No, why don't I just shut up!"
• "All right! Stay fair! No, it won't stay fair. Good thing it didn't stay fair, or I think he would've caught it!"
• "Oh, these Yankees can get the clutch hits, Murcer. I might have to go home early, I just got a cramp in my leg."
• "Well, that kind of puts the damper on even a Yankee win." (He was still on the air, just after a game, when he heard that Pope Paul VI had just died. Esquire Magazine called that the "Holiest Cow of 1978.")
And if Mr. Rizzuto missed a play, he would scribble "ww" in his scorecard box score. That, he said, meant "wasn't watching."

Mr. Rizzuto was also infamous for his TV commercials for “The Money Store” and YooHoo Chocolate Drink.
He was also the very first mystery guest on the game show “Whats My Line?” He was also a guest on "The Ed Sullivan" show a few times.

In 1977 he was asked to come into a recording studio and was given a script that appeared to be describing a series of baseball plays…never knowing that it was to be used as the spoken-word bridge on a song about a young man trying to lose his virginity…the truly wonderful “Paradise By The Dashboard Light” by Jim Steinman and performed by Meatloaf and Ellen Foley (Karla Devito was the singer on the video)…
two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth,
there's the wind-up and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go.
This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now,
he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying for third,
here's the throw, it's in the dirt-- safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off.
The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third base line,
the suicide squeeze in on! Here he comes, squeeze play,
it's gonna be close, here's the throw, there's the play at the plate, holy cow,
I think he's gonna make it!
It is said that Mr. Rizzuto took a lot of grief from those in his church for recording such a filthy song, and he was initially annoyed by the song’s success, but over time came to see the humor in the situation.

We were there that day in the stadium, and the Yankees had brought a live cow out onto the field which had a halo on it (not slightly kinked at all Anndi) the infamous “Holy Cow.” At one point Mr. Rizzuto was bumped by the cow and fell to the ground. The stadium gasped and then, when we saw he was unhurt, broke into laughter and applause as he waved and walked off the field.
THE COUCH NOTE: It was a game against the Chicago White Sox that day and their starting pitcher won his 300th game…his name…Tom Seaver, who later became Mr. Rizzuto's broadcast partner on Yankee games.
During a 2001 ceremony, Mr. Rizzuto paid homage to his heir apparent as the Yankee’s greatest shortstop, Derek Jeter. As he crossed the foul line along first base, he flipped the ceremonial ball back-handed, imitating Jeter’s incredible game-saving throw to home plate that helped the Yankees win the American League Division series against Oakland.

The man who pushed this through the Veteran’s Committee…Mr. Ted Williams. That year he made an impassioned plea to his fellow committee members claiming that the Red Sox would have won most of the Yankees’ 194o’s and 1950’s pennants if "Rizzuto would have been a Red Sox."
In usual fashion, Mr. Rizzuto said upon his induction, "I never thought I deserved to be in the Hall of Fame. The Hall of Fame is for the big guys, pitchers with 100 mph fastballs and hitters who sock homers and drive in a lot of runs. That's the way it always has been and the way it should be."
We would have loved to have been at Cooperstown that day as Mr. Rizzuto was “on his game” with a rambling speech…one part in particular still makes me smile to this day…
Mr. Rizzuto told about leaving home in Brooklyn for the first time when he was 19 years old and going to play shortstop in the minor league town of Bassett, Va., and he was on a train with no sleeper and when he got his first taste of Southern fried chicken and it was great and it was also the first time that he ever ate -- "Hey, White, what's that stuff that looks like oatmeal?" -- and Bill White, his onetime announcing partner on Yankee broadcasts, who was in the audience and stood up and said "Grits." Mr. Rizzuto then said, “I didn’t know what to do with them, so I put them in my pocket,”
One thing we did not realize is that Mr. Rizzuto was the oldest living Hall Of Famer, the honor now going to Lee McPhail, Jr.

Matt was 10 at the time and was in heaven being around all of these ball players. Matt’s materal grandfather was a friend of Yogi Berra’s and Mr. Berra was in town and we got to see him. But Matt’s face lit up when we got to see Mr. Rizzuto and we were going to take a picture. Normally you stood on one side of the table and the ball players were on the other. Mr. Rizzuto called Matt around to his side of the table to pose for him.
We will need to see if we can get those pictures and do a post on that trip someday.

The flag at Cooperstown was lowered to half-staff and a laurel was placed around his plaque, as is custom when Hall of Famers die.
Mr. Rizzuto, you were a class act, a wonderful family man, a great ballplayer, an enjoyable announcer and a truly funny man….
- AL All-Star: 1942, 1950-1953
- AL Most Valuable Player: 1950 (.325 BA, 92 walks 125 runs, 238 consecutive chances without an error – a record that still stands)
- Babe Ruth Award: 1951 (Given to the player with the best World Series performance)
- 1949-1952: Led the league in sacrifice hits each year
- 1950: Led AL short stops in fielding .982
- 1950: Led AL in singles (150)
- 1950: Hickok Belt (awarded to top professional athlete)
- Won 10 pennants and 8 World Series
George Steinbrenner: “I guess heaven must have needed a short stop. He epitomized the Yankee spirit – gritty and hard charging – and he wore the pinstripes proudly.”
Yogi Berra: “Phil was a gem, one of the greatest people I ever knew – a dear friend and great teammate. When I first came to the Yankees, he was like a big – actually, small – brother to me. He’s meant an awful lot to baseball and the Yankees and has left us with a lot of wonderful memories.”
Bob Feller (Indian’s HOF’er): "He was a Yankee all the way. Phil could hit, he could run, he was good on the basepathsand he was a great shortstop. He knew the fundamentals of the game and he got 100% out of his ability. He played it hard and he played it fair.”
Bud Selig (Commissioner of Baseball): "Phil was a unique figure who exemplified the joy of our game to millions of fans,"
Derek Jeter: "Mr. Rizzuto serves as the ultimate reminder that physical stature has little bearing on the size of a person's heart. Nothing was ever given to Phil, and he used every ounce of his ability to become one of the greatest Yankees to ever wear this uniform."
Joe DiMaggio: “The little guy in front of me, he made my job easy. “I didn’t have to pick up so many ground balls.”
have a seat...
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This next young lady, Connie we stole from my friend Gail's site Doing This For Myself. Well, as Travis says, you do not steal from friends....you borrow their ideas, and thank them for it. So, thank you Gail.
This is once again from "Britain's Got Talent"...just fantastic
CONNIE...
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There will be children with robins and flowers;
Sunshine caresses each new waking hour.
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Yesterday on ESPN's "Outside The Lines" show they had a Father's Day Story that we truly enjoyed. It is not a new story, in fact the story begins back in the late 1950's when Joe O'Donnell would play baseball with his son Pat and the neighborhood kids.Joe also played baseball for semi-pro teams in the upstate New York area. Dad and son talked about going to the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown one day but that day never happened when Joe passed in 1966 when Pat was 18 and about to have his first son.
Pat did not have a close relationship with his son as he got divorced and his ex and son moved a
few hours away. Pat did get to visit the Hall Of Fame in 1989 and while there he left the picture you see above with this note on the back. "You were never too tired to play catch. On your days off you helped build the Little League Field. You always came to watch me play. You were a Hall Of Fame Dad. I wish I could share this moment with you. Your son Pat"He hid it between two cases honoring WWII and it stayed there until a renovation in 1994 when the photo floated to the floor as the displays were moved and a maintenance employee gave it to Mr. Ted Spencer, who is now vice president and chief curator for the Hall.
Spencer was able to identify the uniform as one from the late 1930s or early 1940s, and the dinosaur logo helped tab Sinclair Oil as the man’s team. Realizing it wasn’t a Hall of Famer touched Spencer, who believed the story a perfect response to any baseball naysayers.
“I was overwhelmed emotionally,” Spencer said. “It didn’t take a brain surgeon or a rocket scientist to figure out what somebody had done. It was very difficult for me to read it to people because I would become emotional. I’d say, ‘You have to read this, I can’t read it.’ And then they would react the same way.”
An article authored by Steve Wulf was published in Sports Illustrated on April 4, 1994, before anyone knew anything about the picture. The article helped identify Pat O'Donnell.
There is so much more to this story and it is not about baseball...it is about a love...and the outcome for Pat O'Donnell, the son who just wanted to do something special for his dad.
Go HERE and watch the segment. It is a wonderful 10 minutes. You will not regret it.
Oh, and grab some tissues first...
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The explanation came when she opened the lid of the sippy cup and was hit by the smell of tequila and Triple Sec. The restaurant staff accidentally gave Julian Mayorga a margarita Monday. He grew drowsy and started vomiting a few hours later and was rushed to the hospital.
"I wasn't going to make a big deal about it," the mother told the Contra Costa Times on Thursday, "but then he got sick."
The apple juice and margarita mix were stored in identical plastic bottles, and the manager mistakenly grabbed the margarita container to pour the boy's drink, said Randy Tei, vice president for Apple Bay East Inc., which owns the franchise restaurant and nine other Applebee's in the San Francisco Bay area.
The Mayorgas will be reimbursed for their medical bills, and Tei said the franchise group's restaurants will no longer serve apple juice and margaritas in similar containers.
"We absolutely believe it was an honest mistake," Tei said.The serving appeared to have been accidental, Antioch police Lt. Pat Welch said.
Mayorga said her son is now doing fine.She said the company has been very apologetic and offered free meals, but she added, "If they think I'm going back there, they're ridiculous."
OK KIDDIES, didn't mom notice the ring of salt around the edge of the sippy cup?
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Tiger Woods is walking to the practice green 2 behind in the U.S. Open on the TV before me.
An hour before he tees off...
wings are made...
all the fixin's for nachos are ready...
well OF COURSE they are...we did it yesterday and it was soooo good we are going to do some more of it today...
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Let us know in the comments...first prize to the person with the coolest story...
ummmm there will be no real prizes...
but we'll put your name in lights tomorrow here on THE COUCH....
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So, Angel Cabrera wins the US Open...first time someone from Argentina has won the
championship. Tiger was around all day, but never had the birdie he needed...Contrats to Mr. Cabrera on the win...there were a number of players in contention down to the last few holes...just as we had hoped...![[couchdivider.gif]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUCGg_QJtbYzOxDld6-_8chss5UyTlVmChuN_dvVmL5q_KIElBGlMJaTRpW-e8EX8aA_-xIefdl2SiLUe1iCp6oAQqNz41oNVy5BQ0kOW1XOlu7qq5BaxdzUpydJAvGdKvuDrN/s1600/couchdivider.gif)
tan is coming along nicely...feeling better...started stretching today...starting off slowly...it's been a while and pulling a muscle will only set us back...
OK KIDDIES...time to raise you hand if you thought this was going to be a post about some enchanting date because of the title??
Come on...you, over in the corner...we see you hiding...you thought so...didn't you?
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CREDITS:
"IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING"
The Rascals
Eddie Brigati - vocals, percussion
Felix Cavaliere - vocals, keyboards
Gene Cornish - guitar
Dino Danelli - drums
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JOE O'DONNELL STORY
Pictures: Baseball Hall Of Fame
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Antioch/Applebies News story:

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Only one person got the answer 100% correct.




Ah..now where did they go wrong.- We ask for the FIRST ALBUM THE SONG APPEARED ON.
- Pia added Rick Higenbothem and had the wrong album.
- Tiggerprr also forgot Don Bolton (the West Virginia Creeper), and had Bobby Black added.
- Desert Rat had the wrong album and was missing a few of the members and had some that were not part of the group at that time.
- COMMANDER CODY & HIS LOST PLANET AIRMEN
- SONG: SEMI-TRUCK
- ALBUM: HOT LICKS, COLD STEEL & TRUCKERS FAVORITES
- BAND (at the time of that album):
- Commander cody (George Frayne)
- John Tichy - guitar
- Buffalo Bruce Barlow - bass
- Don Bolton - pedal steel guitar
- Billy C. Farlow - vocals & harp
- Andy Stein - fiddle & sax
- Billy Kirchen - guitar
- Lance Dickerson - drums
And my favorite CCAHLPA songs is:
THE COUCH has been thinking about this for a week now and since we have been playing NAME THAT TUNE with y'all we really aren't doing Wordless Wednesday...so, big decision here folks! LOLWe are going to continue to play but not call it Wordless Wednesday...that is not fair to those who meme it each week.
Now before we get to our game, I must comment on the Hall Of Fame voting...3/4 of the people begin to scroll down to the Music Clue passing up the comments...Cal Ripken and Tony Gwynn were both voted into the Hall yesterday. I congratulate them both, they played their entire careers with one team, went to work most days. And of course, Ripken did it for 2,632 consecutive games!
Did you know:
- That a record 545 ballots were submitted to the Baseball Writers' Association Of America?
- That 8 ballots did not contain Ripken's name - well we know about one...right Mr. I'mSoImportant!! BUT what were the other seven thinking???
- Thirteen left off Gwynn. OK, the other twelve...I seriously would like to know why.
- Goose Gossage, who truly deserves to be in the Hall, missed by 21 votes. We are talking about one of the most dominating closers in the 70's. And he would pitch 2+ innings with consistancy.
Ron Santo deserves to be in The Hall Of Fame.
We waited to post until morning to allow others the chance to play...Now... New Attitude, New Name -- Rules Are On The Label...:

AlbumCreated By: Vinyl Record Generator
Music Codes: Best Audio Codes
Song Index:
Semi-Truck; Composer: Billy C. Farlow & Bill Kirchen
Hot Rod Lincoln: Charlie Ryan & W.S. Stevenson
"VOTE FOR ME"
Well THE COUCH is excited that people are sitting and waiting for the next installment of the MONDAY MATINEE...
TV LAND has put out their list of the 100 Greatest TV Catch phrases.
They listed them in alphabetical order. I am disappointed they selected some from commercials and a few that were only said once...and though I do like "How I met your Mother", I am not sure it rates inclusion after a season and a few episodes...but that is just me.
They bring back some incredible memories for me.. how about you?
"Aaay" (Fonzie, "Happy Days")
"And that's the way it is" (Walter Cronkite signoff)
"Ask not what your country can do for you ..." (John F. Kennedy)
"Baby, you're the greatest" (Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden, "The Honeymooners")
"Bam!" (Emeril Lagasse, "Emeril Live")
"Book 'em, Danno" (Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O")
"Come on down!" (Johnny Olson, "The Price is Right")
"Danger, Will Robinson" (Robot, "Lost in Space")
"De plane! De plane!" (Tattoo, "Fantasy Island")
"Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal")
"Do you believe in miracles?" (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter Olympics)
"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons")
"Don't make me angry ..." (David Banner, "The Incredible Hulk")
"Dyn-o-mite" (J.J., "Good Times")
"Elizabeth, I'm coming!" (Fred Sanford, "Sanford and Son")
"Gee, Mrs. Cleaver ..." (Eddie Haskell, "Leave it to Beaver")
"God'll get you for that" (Maude, "Maude")
"Good grief" (Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" specials)
"Good night, and good luck" (Edward R. Murrow, "See It Now")
"Good night, John Boy" ("The Waltons")
"Have you no sense of decency?" (Joseph Welch to Sen. McCarthy)
"Heh heh" (Beavis and Butt-head, "Beavis and Butthead")
"Here it is, your moment of Zen" (Jon Stewart, "The Daily Show")
"Here's Johnny!" (Ed McMahon, "The Tonight Show")
"Hey now!" (Hank Kingsley, "The Larry Sanders Show")
"Hey hey hey!" (Dwayne Nelson, "What's Happening!!")
"Hey hey hey!" (Fat Albert, "Fat Albert")
"Holy (whatever), Batman!" (Robin, "Batman")
"Holy crap!" (Frank Barone, "Everybody Loves Raymond")
"Homey don't play that!" (Homey the Clown, "In Living Color")
"How sweet it is!" (Jackie Gleason, "The Jackie Gleason Show")
"How you doin'?" (Joey Tribbiani, "Friends")
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing" (Alka Seltzer ad)
"I know nothing!" (Sgt. Schultz, "Hogan's Heroes")
"I love it when a plan comes together" (Hannibal, "The A-Team")
"I want my MTV!" (MTV ad)
"I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl ..." (Larry, "Newhart")
"I'm not a crook ..." (Richard Nixon)
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" (Vicks Formula 44 ad)
"I'm Rick James, bitch!" (Dave Chappelle as Rick James, "Chappelle's Show")
"Is that your final answer?" (Regis Philbin, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire")
"It keeps going and going and going ..." (Energizer Batteries ad)
"It takes a licking ..." (Timex ad)
"Jane, you ignorant slut" (Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtin, "Saturday Night Live")
"Just one more thing ..." (Columbo, "Columbo")
"Let's be careful out there" (Sgt. Esterhaus, "Hill Street Blues")
"Let's get ready to rumble!" (Michael Buffer, various sports events)
"Live long and prosper" (Spock, "Star Trek")
"Makin' whoopie" (Bob Eubanks, "The Newlywed Game")
"Mom always liked you best" (Tommy Smothers, "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour")
"Never assume ..." (Felix Unger, "The Odd Couple")
"Nip it!" (Barney Fife, "The Andy Griffith Show")
"No soup for you!" (The Soup Nazi, "Seinfeld")
"Norm!" ("Cheers")
"Now cut that out!" (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program")
"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" (Stan and Kyle, "South Park")
"Oh, my nose!" (Marcia Brady, "The Brady Bunch")
"One small step for man ..." (Neil Armstrong)
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" (Grey Poupon ad)
"Read my lips: No new taxes!" (George H.W. Bush)
"Resistance is futile" (Picard as Borg, "Star Trek: The Next Generation")
"Say good night, Gracie" (George Burns, "The Burns & Allen Show")
"Schwing!" (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as Wayne and Garth, "Saturday Night Live")
"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" (Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle)
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" (Trix cereal ad)
"Smile, you're on `Candid Camera'" ("Candid Camera")
"Sock it to me" ("Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In")
"Space, the final frontier ..." (Capt. Kirk, "Star Trek")
"Stifle!" (Archie Bunker, "All in the Family")
"Suit up!" (Barney Stinson, "How I Met Your Mother")
"Tastes great! Less filling!" (Miller Lite beer ad)
"Tell me what you don't like about yourself" (Dr. McNamara and Dr. Troy, "Nip/Tuck")
"That's hot" (Paris Hilton, "The Simple Life")
"The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat" (Jim McKay, "ABC's Wide World of Sports")
"The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor")
"The truth is out there" (Fox Mulder, "The X-Files")
"This is the city ..." (Sgt. Joe Friday, "Dragnet")
"Time to make the donuts" ("Dunkin' Donuts" ad)
"Two thumbs up" (Siskel & Ebert, "Siskel & Ebert")
"Up your nose with a rubber hose" (Vinnie Barbarino, "Welcome Back, Kotter")
"We are two wild and crazy guys!" (Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd as Czech playboys, "Saturday Night Live")
"Welcome to the O.C., bitch" (Luke, "The O.C.")
"Well, isn't that special?" (Dana Carvey as the Church Lady, "Saturday Night Live")
"We've got a really big show!" (Ed Sullivan, "The Ed Sullivan Show")
"Whassup?" (Budweiser ad)
"What you see is what you get!" (Geraldine, "The Flip Wilson Show")
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Arnold Drummond, "Diff'rent Strokes")
"Where's the beef?" (Wendy's ad)
"Who loves you, baby?" (Kojak, "Kojak")
"Would you believe?" (Maxwell Smart, "Get Smart")
"Yabba dabba do!" (Fred Flintstone, "The Flintstones")
"Yada, yada, yada" ("Seinfeld")
"Yeah, that's the ticket" (Jon Lovitz as the pathological liar, "Saturday Night Live")
"You eeeediot!" (Ren, "Ren & Stimpy")
"You look mahvelous!" (Billy Crystal as Fernando, "Saturday Night Live")
"You rang?" (Lurch, "The Addams Family")
"You're fired!" (Donald Trump, "The Apprentice")
"You've got spunk ..." (Lou Grant, "The Mary Taylor Moore Show")

Well the nominees for the Baseball Hall Of Fame were announced on Monday and I feel horrible that two great players, Cal Ripken, Jr. and Tony Gwynn have to share the ballot with "Mr. Steroid Head" Mark McGuire.
The writers MUST MUST MUST not allow him to get in...Not on the first ballot.. Not to share the stage with these two incredible players....
If you do not know these two gentlemen, you can read about Cal HERE and Tony HERE.

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