Showing posts with label Air Crimes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Air Crimes. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Tuesday, November 14, 2006 16 Of Your Sparks

"DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL"
"TEARS IN HEAVEN"
"MUSIC IN THE AIR"
"LOVE IN THE AIR"
"THAT'S MY NAME"


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"DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL"
"TEARS IN HEAVEN"

Yesterday, after THE COUCH was posted, we received some extemely sad news. Our good friend Diana lost her dad. He passed at 12:35 pm after being ill for a while, but the loss of a parent is always so difficult.

Diana has been chronicling the time she has spent with and caring for her dad at All Things True To Me.

It is an incredible read, if you have not visited. The story of a young woman who has put most of her life on hold to ensure her father spent this time with a constant companion...his loving daughter.

THE COUCH mourns her loss and sends prayers and hugs. We felt this deserved two song titles.

Rest in Peace Luis.
"MUSIC IN THE AIR"
Apple Computers continues to lead the competition in innovations.

Unfortunately, the only area they seem not to lead is the general publics realization that Apple OS is so much more user friendly, virus resistant and versatile then the other option out there.

Now Apple has announced that they have made agreements with and Continental, Delta, United and Emirate Air to give customers the ability to plug their iPods into jacks at their seats to listen, charge and watch videos on their seatbacks.

This is a big boost for those of us who like to watch videos in flight and are constantly worrying about battery life on our laptops.

"LOVE IN THE AIR"
In a related story, Carl Warren Persing and Dawn Elizabeth Sewell should have just worn their iPods on their flight from Los Angeles to Raleigh in September.

It seems the pair were getting frisky in their seats during a stopover in Phoenix. They were observed kissing and Carl had his mouth near her breast and his face pressed near her lower body, thus making the other passengers "uncomfortable".

A flight attendant asked them to stop and they did for a bit. But then, after the flight took off again, so did Carl and Dawn. When the attendant asked them to stop again, Mr. Pershing told her, "I am going to give you one warning to get out of my face."

When the flight landed, the pair were taken into custody by law enforcement officials.

They are facing federal charges.

Carl's cellmate has requested a window seat.
"THAT'S MY NAME"
OK kiddies... sit down and let THE COUCH tell you a story...a story of a small town where the sheriff was a friendly kind of guy...he had a funny little deputy and a barber friend and he and his son lived with his aunt who baked all sorts of good food for them.

Of course we are talking about the town of Mayberry from the TV show, The Andy Griffith Show (later renamed Mayberry RFD).

Well, good old boy Andy is now going to court to sue.....get ready for this......ready???...he is suing ANDY GRIFFITH!

OK, here is the story...it doesn't get better then this.

There is a gentleman whose name at birth was Harold Fenrick. Harold lives in Wisconsin and decided to run for sheriff of Grant County. But before he did, he went and had his name changed to Andrew Jackson Griffith.

Well, it didn't help, as he lost the election and now he stands to lose alot more.

Seems Andrew Samuel Griffith, the actor, is suing for violating trademark and copyright laws. The lawsuit claims that Fenrick/Griffith changed his name for "the sole purpose of taking advantage of Griffith's notoriety in an attempt to gain votes".

The suit asks that Fenrick change his name back, publish disclaimers and an apology in Grant County newspapers that say he has no association with the actor. It also asks for unspecified damages and court fees.

In a related story, local gas jockey Goober is suing the Blumenthal Brothers candy company for using his name on their chocolate covered peanut candy.

St. J - P.B.U.A.Q.B.


Thanks for sitting on THE COUCH, hope you enjoyed your stay.

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Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.


SONG TITLE INDEX: Source asap.com
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL: Composers: Robert H. Burke & Horace C. Gerlach
TEARS IN HEAVEN: Composers: Eric Patrick Clapton & Will Jennings
MUSIC IN THE AIR: Composers: Oscar Hammerstein 2nd & Jerome Kern
LOVE IN THE AIR: Composers: Horace C. Gerlach & Jimmy Van heusen
THAT'S MY NAME: Composers: David L Carthy, Jr. & Barret Keith

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