"It's About The Music...You Feel It, You Play It, You Bust Your Butt Doing It"

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Monday, August 07, 2006 8 Of Your Sparks

Welcome To The Couch...Sit on Down and get comfy...
The Soul Patrol is descending on Birmingham, AL today and tomorrow. The American Idol Tour is making it's next stop in the hometown of Idol winner Taylor Hicks. Over a hundred members of the Patrol have made their reservations and are checking in to the hotel as we speak.

With my situation, I was not able to make this trip, though I feel like I will be there in spirit. The concert is tomorrow and, as has happened all along the tour, Taylor's band (formally the Taylor Hicks Band and now the Little Memphis Blues Orchestra) is booked in town. They have been booked in many of the cities while the tour is in town, allowing Taylor to sneak out late at night and be himself on stage. His AI performances are good, but from listening to the mp3's, his performances with the LMBO are spectacular.


LMBO (L to R): Brian; Zippy; Mitch; Sam>>

Expect an overflow crowd to be hanging at the local bar tonight and tomorrow, hoping and praying
Taylor makes his appearance. In other cities, Elliott and Ace have also shown with Taylor and, the reports claim, jammed until late in the morning (or is it early in the morning???).

Saturday, my friend Andy called and explained he had tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish at the Sovereign Bank Arena in Trenton that evening. It seems he had purchased these tickets months ago and had forgotten about them. Then his sister decided to have a party, so the concert was out. Did I want all 4? I said sure and we invited our friends Gil & Maria to join us. It has been awhile since I have gone to a concert. The place was only about a third full. Seems Hootie are not the draw they were 6-7 years ago. The thing that really got to me was that most of the people there were my age!!! Man, me to a concert with people younger and let me enjoy! I tend to be a chameleon, meaning I blend in with the age group I am with. So, there we were, watching all of these middle-age folks coming in with their Hootie t-shirts and hats...Then there were the two guys behind us who kept yelling out "HOOTIE...HOOTIE" and I was real tempted to turn around and say "Ya know..there isn't anyone named Hootie in the band." it reminded me of when people used to ask "Which one is Jetho Tull?" DUH!

I have always enjoyed the band, but...nah, not enough to buy the t-shirt. They put on a good show, about 2.5 hours of non-stop music. They finished and came out for their first encore. Then left the stage and came back for the second encore...which was a Cheap Trick song. As they left the stage Maria said "Well, I guess it is over." I told her it couldn't be...the lights were still off..there was a guitar tech making some adjustments on stage and NO BAND ENDS A CONCERT ON SOMEONE ELSE'S SONG! Of course they came back out (They were coming back even if people were not clapping!).

All in all a good show. But I sure would have loved it to have been Taylor and the LMBO so much more. Maybe in the near future.
I hope my friends in Birmingham have a great time, at the party tonight...playing tomorrow...and at the concert tomorrow evening. I would have loved to have actually met them in person..

These friends I have made on the internet over the last 7 months. I would love to list them all, but know I will forget someone and then I will be in trouble....

I know.. let them comment if they are there! YEAH..THAT'S THE TICKET!

If only I had a ticket.... OH well...

C'mon...I know there has to be atleast one laptop in that group...make some noise from Bham - let us hear you loud and strong!

Thanks for sitting on the Couch, hope you enjoyed your stay.

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Hey! Look...It's...ummm...nope...it ain't....

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Friday, August 04, 2006 16 Of Your Sparks

Welcome To The Couch...Sit on Down and get comfy...

Signs that this world is just getting too damn crazy:
Meet Allen Heckard of Portland, Oregon. Allen drives a shuttle-bus at the Portland airport. He loves to play basketball. He shaves his head, wears Air Jordan sneakers and wears an earring in his left ear.

He has also recently filed a lawsuit against Michael Jordan and Phil Knight, the Chairman of Nike for $832 MILLION DOLLARS!

Yes, you read that correctly....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

Now, why is Mr. Heckard suing these gentlemen? Well, it seems that Allen gets mistaken for Michael Jordan all the time. He has even shaved his goatee and started to wear two earrings - all to no avail. OH, and he is only 6 foot tall, compared to jordan's 6'6" height. He still get mistaken for the real Jordan....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

So, Heckard is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering. He’s also suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

OK...Let's compare...here they are side-by-side:OK...need a clue? Can you do this on your own? OK, Jordan is on the right and Heckard on the left...no no no, see I can't even tell.. Jordan is on the left, Heckard is on the right...YUP that's it....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

Allen Heckard filed the suit himself (well at least we don't have to hang some lawyer for taking this case!), June 29th in Washington County Circuit Court. Heckard said he’s been mistaken as Michael Jordan nearly every day over the past 15 years....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

“I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me,” Heckard said. As uncomfortable as trying to wear a size 9 shoe on a size 12 foot? Is that what he means?....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

Oh yeah.. I can see it now...Mr. Joe Businessman flies into Portland and steps up onto the shuttle. He looks up at the driver and drops his luggage and briefcase and stares in amazement... "Oh MY Goodness..It's YOU...Michael Jordan...Man I LOVE YOU!!!!" and he throws his arms around "Jordan" and hugs him, tears rolling down his face...hands reaching for a pen and pad for an autograph. Yup..happens every day....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," said Heckard. So do you think he can fly through the air from the foul line, legs spread, tongue out?....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

YOU decide...is that Jordan or Heckard...I can't tell!Most people would consider that a high compliment....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

"Yes...don’t get me wrong it’s definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael."
Do you think people have now approached Michael Jordan and said "Hey Mr. Heckard, why are you suing?"....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

Nike said it would move to dismiss this suit. What I want to know is how was this suit even accepted. Why would the Washington County, OR courts even take the $206.00 he paid to file this suit....$832 MILLION DOLLARS!

More Insanity:

Did you know that the All England Club spends $111,000 during Wimbledon each year for TOWELS! The towels used are supposed to be left on the court at the end of matches, but 2,500 towels disappear each year.

"Hey, Andre, where did these 200 towels come from that I found in your luggage???"
"Oh darn Steffi, I guess I forgot to leave them in England...oh well, we can use them by the jacuzzi."
They can hire me to be the "Towel Police"...I guarantee not one player will leave the grounds with a towel...

"ummm Ms. Sharapova, sorry but we will have to strip search you to ensure you are not hiding a towel under your clothes." YUP, I can do that!


OK, going to update my resume..."Towel Police"...yeah....I can do that!

Thanks for sitting on the Couch, hope you enjoyed your stay.

Remember .. Nets For Malaria - UNFoundation.org/malaria - find the big SI's Nothing But Net logo ... Or call 202.887.9040. Every cent goes to buying nets to place over the beds of children in Africa to stomp out Malaria. PLEASE HELP.

Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.

A Week Of Dedications Begins

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Thursday, August 03, 2006 3 Of Your Sparks

Today, we begin the first of three posts over the next week. These posts are in honor of three men who in some way touched my life over the years. Two of them I never even met, but their talents touched me and their time here on earth were shorter then they should have been. The third is someone who I loved for years..who was a sparkling light in my life and in the lives of many others. I want to give all three their due, so I will not write about them all at once, but will post on the anniversary of their deaths - all within a week of each other in different years. The two I never met... Thurman Munson - Catcher and captain of the NY Yankees and Jerry Garcia - Leader and guitarist for the Grateful Dead. The third is Wade Winter, a fraternity brother of mine who passed two years ago.

Today...Thurman Munson
Yesterday was the 27th anniversary of his death. I truly can not believe it was 27 years ago. Thurman was a warrior...a throwback to the baseball players of the 30's and 40's. Never did a game end where his uniform wasn't covered in dirt and grime. He loved the game...loved to play it. He grew up in Canton, OH, home of the Football Hall Of Fame. He played football in high school, he also played basketball and of course he played baseball. He played all three well enough to receive scholarship offers for all three sports. He went to Kent State to play baseball and that is where his career took off.

In the summers after '67, Thurman attended the Cape Cod League and played for Chatham. Yankees scout Harry Hesse took notice of Munson and during Munson's senior year at Kent State, Gene Woodling began to watch him regularly and insisted that the Yankees sign him.

In June of '68, Munson was the New York Yankees' Number One pick in the amateur Free Agent Draft and he received a $75,000 bonus
. Munson played with Binghamton Triplets in the Eastern League for $500 a month and Syracuse during his short minor league career of 99 games. The Yankees called him up during the '69 season. Munson played so well during '69 season that he won the job of starting catcher in spring training.

Munson won the American League Rookie of the Year award in 1970.

He was an excellent defensive catcher and won 3 consecutive American League Gold Glove awards in 1973, 1974, and 1975.

THAT IS SPECIAL..BUT,
what most forget is, he was an outstanding fielder, he made only one error while behind the plate in 1971 (he was knocked unconscious by a runner and the ball was dislodged). THINK ABOUT THAT FOLKS!

He was brilliant in the physical as well as mental aspects of the game and could throw one of the fastest releases ever seen in baseball. Even as a rookie, if a veteran pitcher shook him off, he would march out to the mound and in his own special way, make his point. Normally, the next pitch was the one Thurman wanted.

Munson was the best clutch hitter in his prime and hit more than 100 home runs and batted better than .300 from 1975 to 1977.

In 1976, Munson was named as the first Yankee team captain since Lou Gehrig and won the American League's Most Valuable Player a
ward that year as well.

He was no doubt the most respected man on the Yankee team and help
ed them win 3 American League pennants and 2 World Championships.

Munson also was selected for 7 All-Star games during his 11 year career with the Yankees.


Those are the biographical statements about this man. What I remember as a Yankee fan in the 70's was watching this gruff, squat player dominate from his position. In the beginning, players trying to score would attempt to run over Munson. What they learned was you can not run through a cinder-block wall. The collisions were fierce and Munson won most of them, holding onto the ball and getting the out. This also took it's toll on his body, and I can remember later in his career Thurman on the ground, crawling to get up after getting hit with a foul ball...willing his body to respond.

He always went 100%...even more if he could. His throws to second base to get base-stealers was electric...he would get the ball and his release was instantaneous...A bullet..always on the bag it seemed. When my son Matt decided to be a catcher I found pictures of Thurman throwing. The perfect form...releasing the ball just by his ear "That is how you do it" I would tell Matt...and he learned.

Thurman's battles with Reggie Jackson were legendary. When Reggie arrived, his "I am the straw that stirs the drink. Munson can only stir is bad" began the wa
r and they were never close. But they both busted their butts to bring success to the Yankees and that is what they were about. I remember a quote by Thurman that went something like this "There are 25 guys on our team. No way you are going to like all of them, but that does not matter as long as you all play together on the field."

August 2, 1979 was like any other day. I was working on 32nd and Park Avenue and lived on 22nd and 1st. A 15-20 minute walk. That day, I left my office and walked home. Nothing special planned for that night. I walked in and my roommate Frank was watching TV.. he turned off the TV and said "Come sit down." I said i was going to c
hange and he said to do that later...just sit down. I went to the couch and he turned on the TV again. The news was on and then they repeated their top story..."Thurman Munson, Yankee captain and Captain died a short time ago in an airplane crash outside of Canton, OH." Just typing those words, I get chills.

I know that I did begin to cry. Shaking my head. How could this be? How could this wall of a man be gone? It was all a blur the rest of the evening...but I watched what I could on the story. Of course, without cable and ESPN and all..it was only the local news, but soon the film of the smoldering plane came across the screen. i even reme
mber one shot of a boat shoe sitting in the wreckage. Thurman never wore socks off the field and you knew whose shoe it was...That image is still in my brain.

I said he loved baseball..There is only one thing he loved more and that was his family. He met his wife Diana when they were 12 years old. That night, she remembers writing "Mrs. Thurman Munson" on a piece of paper over and over. She told her father she was going to marry Thurman Munson and he, the true Italian father said "What IS a Thurman Munson?"

Diana and Thurman married in September of 196
8 and began their family. His love for his kids is what became his ultimate downfall. Why? Because he ended up buying a prop-jet so he could fly home on off days during the season. He eventually bought a jet to make the trips shorter.

This is the jet he was doing touch-and-gos in on the afternoon of his death. The two men on the plane with him both credit him for saving their lives. Thurman's inexperience caused the crash...his drive to never give up is what allowed him
to get the plane down to the ground without exploding. Unfortunately, Thurman was trapped in the wreckage and when the flames began, his friends could not get to him and he perished.

That evening George Steinbrenner, owner and BOSS of the NY Yankees took it upon himself to call every one of the players on the team to tell them the news. The clubhouse, obviously, was rocked. There was a game the next day and Diana Munson told George to play the game for Thurman...

The Yankees played that night ( a Friday) and lost a 1-0 game to the Baltimore Orioles in front of 51,151 fans. Louis Tiant pitched a 2 hitter for the Yankees, unfortunately one of those hits was a home run. Homeplate was empty when the Yankees took th
e field and Cardinal Spellman of New York was there to say a prayer.

I had tickets for that game for a while with seats in the loge section of Yankee Stadium on the first base line. I was there with 2 friends, my frat brother Greg and a lady I was dating at the time. After the prayer, they asked for a moment of silence. Greg says, I was one of the fans who started it - I am not sure it is true - but when Thurman's picture went up on the Jumbotron, I know my hands came together and kept going..clapping. And the stadium erupted in a thunderous sound of hands clapping and people crying...Not shedding quiet tears, but full-out bawling...me included. I remember looking down and seeing my t-shirt drenched with my tears.

I have heard it went on for 8 solid minutes. It felt like an eternity.

"It seemed like the tribute lasted forever,"
Reggie Jackson said. "Players were standing on the field with their heads bowed, crying and weeping. It was horrible."
The Yankees starters stood at their positions, and the other players stood on the dugout steps. "When his portrait and a message of inspiration appeared on the giant TV screen, there was an outburst of applause," Jackson said.

I spoke with Greg and one of his recollections is of Lou Pinella, standing in the outfield with his face in his glove. As they showed clips on the scoreboard the fans were yelling "MORE...MORE" and Pinella would lift his head up to see what was showing and then put it back into his glove.

Then, 3 days later on Monday - the funeral. That night the Yankees were scheduled to play in the Bronx once again. George Steinbrenner called the MLB office and told them he was chartering a plane for the entire team and staff to go to Canton.

"The league told us if we didn't get back in time for the game we'd have to forfeit it," Steinbrenner said. "I told them if that happened to stick it. If we hadn't gone, I think it would have hurt the team even more."

Teammates Lou Piniella and Bobby Murcer delivered eulogies.

Lou Piniella read from the Scriptures and then said, "We don't know why God took Thurman, but as long as we wear a Yankee uniform Thurman won't be far from us. As a baseball player he was one of the best competitors. He played rough but fair. He was also a kind, affectionate, friendly man." His voice choked and he walked off the platform.

Bobby Murcer delivered the main eulogy and said, "He lived, he led, he loved. Whatever he was to each of us, catcher, captain, competitor, husband, father, friend, he should be remembered as a man who valued and followed the basic principles of life ...

"As Lou Gehrig led the Yankees as the captain of the thirties, our Thurman Munson captained the Yankees of the seventies. Someone, someday, shall earn that right to lead this team again, for that is how Thurm -- Tugboat, as I called him -- would want it. No greater honor could be bestowed on one man than to be the successor to this man, Thurman Munson, who wore the pinstripes with number 15. Number 15 on the field, number fifteen for the records, number fifteen for the halls of Cooperstown. But in living, loving, and legend, history will record Thurman as number one."

I remember watching on TV, these big men, bawling like babies...holding each other...unable to even stand on their own wondering how they could even play a game after what they went through. I did not have tickets for that evening, but it became a nationally televised game with Howard Cosell reporting.

Not only did the Yankees make it back to New York for the series finale against the Orioles, but they won 5-4 in dramatic fashion. Murcer drove in four runs and blasted a game-winning homer.

Steinbrenner sat with the late Howard Cosell after the team arrived back in New York.

"He told me, 'Your guys are going to be dumbstruck out there today.' I shot back, saying, 'You don't know the inner strengths of these kids, these players. You wait and see.' Murcer had one of his best games."

His #15 was almost immediately retired by the Yankees. That evening, clubhouse manager Pete Sheehy, on orders from Steinbrenner, cleaned out Munson's locker. He left only a pinstriped shirt slung over a hanger, the NY facing out, a pair of pinstriped baseball pants hanging loosely on a hook, a Yankee cap on the top shelf, and across from the shirt, his catcher's mask on another hook. Atop the locker was a metal plate bearing simply the number 15.There it remains, to this day, as a new generation of Yankee heroes, walk past the locker through the clubhouse to the trainer's room for treatment and privacy from the press. Derek Jeter now occupies the locker next to Thurman's, a tribute to his being the Captain of the Yankees.

On September 20, 1980 a plaque was dedicated in his memory and placed in Monument Park. The plaque bears excerpts from an inscription composed by Steinbrenner and flashed on the Stadium scoreboard the day after his death:

"Our captain and leader has not left us, today, tomorrow, this year, next... Our endeavors will reflect our love and admiration for him."

He has never been inducted into the Hall Of Fame. Some say, he did not have the stats over a long enough period of time. Some say it is because he pissed off so many sportwriters...I don't know why...all I know is, he was one of- if not THE best- at his position during his playing years and should be given the honor.

He was surly...he never got along with the press...but he touched so many lives....mine was one of them...but most of all he was a man who loved his family more then anything. Ironically, in the end, this is what caused us to lose him too soon.


Thurman Munson

Video Camera + Laptop = War Videos

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Wednesday, August 02, 2006 4 Of Your Sparks

Wednesday....ah ... HUMP DAY...whatever that means...

So, we live in the digital age folks. I grew up watching film from Vietnam...grainy film showing soldiers fighting a war on the other side of the world. These soldiers also sent home photos taken with their Kodak Instamatics to wifes and mothers and fathers.
Even 12 years ago, we watched news footage of our soldiers fighting in the deserts of the middle east and they were, no doubt, sending home pictures to their families. Now, the soldiers are actually showing all of us the scenes from Iraq. The explosion of sites like youtube.com have made this possible. Yes, our fighting men and women are bringing their digital cameras and recorders with them and filming their lives over in the desert. They also have laptops and all of the necessary software to compose mini-films. These children of the MTV generation are now sharing their daily lives. Not sending grandma and grandpa videos of the grandkids playing in the ocean on vacation, but footage of bombs exploding..rifles being fired...and not sending them to the families...but to all of us through youtube and other sites. The Pentagon is not even limiting these videos. As long as they do not compromise operational security and the soldiers are not profiting, it is all good. You can go to youtube.com and search for Iraq videos.

One is called THE ENEMY and is set to Korn's "Y'all Want A Single."


At ifilm.com, look for LIVE FROM IRAQ - this one set to a rap song recorded by US troops while outside Baghdad.


Also at ifilm.com, is IRAQ (SO FAR AWAY), a journey from Camp Pendelton to Ramadi set to "So Far Away" by Staind.


Hey, just google "Iraq Music Videos" and your screen will be filled with links.
The war to you in a blink of an eye.

Google has also started something called "GOOGLE TRENDS" - this shows you where the most searches for anything come from. It is pretty cool.

Like, did you know the city that searches for "Taylor Hicks" the most is Leeds, AL, with Birmingham, AL, Atlanta, GA, Tampa, FL and Rochester, NY rounding out the top five?


You can also compare items, so if you did a Taylor Hicks, Katherine McPhee search, you will see that her searches are dwarfed by his, even in Irvine, CA - her homebase.


Albany, NY
leads in the search for the phrase "Pepsi" with Denver, Co second and
Buenos Aires, Argentina third.

A very cool device...check it out yourself... www.google.com/trends Thanks for taking a seat on the couch...hope it was restful and you learned something...

Lastly...following the lead of the great FRED, I will now be responding to your comments in the comment area.. so look for my witty comebacks!

Remember .. Nets For Malaria - UNFoundation.org/malaria - find the big SI's Nothing But Net logo ... Or call 202.887.9040. Every cent goes to buying nets to place over the beds of children in Africa to stomp out Malaria. PLEASE HELP.

Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.

Tuesday Tid-bits

Sparks Of Insanity By Vinny "Bond" Marini Tuesday, August 01, 2006 10 Of Your Sparks

Good Tuesday....
SO, someone "in the know" says some of the testosterone found in the sample taken from Floyd Landis is synthetic and not naturally produced by his body. Still waiting on the results of the second sample taken. Should find out next week.
New rule--you want to be quoted, you identify yourself and stop all this "unnamed source" bullshit - step up and be a man/woman.

SO, Fidel is sick and in the hospital and brother Raul is now in charge. Why do I keep thinking Billy Carter??? "Hey..wanna split a beer and talk about world peace?"


Found something interesting on ESPN.COM in an article by Jim Caple. US Interstate 90 runs from Safeco Field in Seattle to Fenway Pawk (yes Pawk) in Bahstin (yes Bahstin). Now that is a pretty interesting fact in itself. Now, add to that fact that you can visit 11 different Hall Of Fames along the same route and it is even more amazing.

(Image by Eliot Krohn)
In case you can't read it (since it would not post larger):
(numbers after the name is miles off Rt. 90)

1> Chicago - Michael Jordon Statue (OK not a Hall.. but..) - 3 miles
2> South Bend - College Hall Of Fame - 1 mile
3> Cleveland - Rock & Roll Hall Of fame (not leaving that one out!) - 1 mile

4> Canton - Pro Football Hall Of Fame - 57 miles

5> Toronto - Hockey Hall Of Fame - 100 miles

6> Canastota - Boxing Hall Of Fame - 0.3 miles

7> Cooperstown - Baseball Hall Of Fame - 27 miles

8> Oneonta - Soccer Hall Of Fame - 54 miles

9> Saratoga - Horse Racing Hall Of Fame - 30 miles

10> Holyoke - Volleyball Hall Of Fame - 6 miles

11> Springfield - Basketball hall Of Fame - 6 miles


Here is a link if you are interested in finding other "Halls Of Fame" go to THIS PAGE on espn.com

I have always thought it would be cool to do a 2-3 week road trip and visit different baseball parks during the summer- both Major and Minor league parks...There are actually travel companies that will arrange them for you... too cool.

Thanks for visiting....see you all tomorrow.

Remember .. Nets For Malaria - UNFoundation.org/malaria - find the big SI's Nothing But Net logo ... Or call 202.887.9040. Every cent goes to buying nets to place over the beds of children in Africa to stomp out Malaria. PLEASE HELP.

Keep that spark of insanity kids...It helps keep you an individual.


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